Honkai: Star Rail

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Honkai: Star Rail is a role-playing gacha video game created by the same Chinese company that made Genshin Impact, HoYoverse and publised by COGNOSPHERE LTD. It was released on April 2023 and has captured the hearts, sanity, and wallets of over 20 million players globally.

The game's cover

Honkai: Star Rail is considered as a spin-off in the Honkai series, hence that's why some characters from Honkai Impact 3 also made it into this game.

Playable areas[edit | edit source]

Herta Space Station[edit | edit source]

The starting point for the Trailblazer and the workplace for people in the Simulated Universe.

As the name suggests, this is Herta's palace.

The Asstral Express[edit | edit source]

The train that the Trailblazer uses to travel between galaxies far far away. Also this is Pom-Pom's palace.

The Asstral Express running at full capacity

Jarlio-IV[edit | edit source]

The first ever planet that the Trailblazer has set foot on. The planet is snowy as fuck and has the city of Belobog as its capital.

The Xianzhou Luofu[edit | edit source]

A spaceship identified as a "planet" that is based out of China.

Penal Colony[edit | edit source]

Basically Las Vegas on a spaceship that was formerly purposed to be a prison.

Characters[edit | edit source]

The Trailblazer[edit | edit source]

The main protagonist of this game, really likes to wreak terror and death with a baseball bat.

Here we see a Female Trailblazer (Stelle) flirting with a trash can

Dan Heng[edit | edit source]

A secret man from the Xianzhou Luofu, flirts with the main character since the beginning of the game regardless the gender of said character.

March 7th[edit | edit source]

The most talkative of them all. Her design was possibly carried over from a Primogem.

Himeko[edit | edit source]

Same Himeko from Honkai Impact but still alive.

Welt Yang[edit | edit source]

For some reason he appears again in this game. Do not ask me since I haven't read the Honkai Impact Manga.

Pom-Pom[edit | edit source]

The most sacred member of the Asstral Express.

Kafka[edit | edit source]

The mommy of the game that can hypnotize people into simping her on Twitch or something.

Silverwolf[edit | edit source]

Like Bronya Zaychik but is a gamer and a hacker.

Blade[edit | edit source]

Dan Heng's opponent because a fight with him would happen every few minutes.

Herta[edit | edit source]

The owner of the Herta Space Station, but why on earth is she almost everywhere I go in the ship?

Asta[edit | edit source]

TBA

Arlan[edit | edit source]

The guardian of Herta Space Station with little to no dialogue lines.

Ruan Mei[edit | edit source]

The woman who doesn't trust anybody so she had to put propaganda posion in cookies.

Dr. Ratio[edit | edit source]

The doctor that will literally scold anyone with the word "dumb". Even the reader of this article.

Bronya Rand[edit | edit source]

It's Bronya Zaychik but is the El Presidente of Jarlio-IV.

Gepard Landau[edit | edit source]

A guard, what else is there to say?

Serval Landau[edit | edit source]

Gepard's older sister that loves death metal.

Lynx Landau[edit | edit source]

The youngest of the Landau family, likes to go to Greenland for some reason.

Pela[edit | edit source]

The secretary of Belobog government.

Seele[edit | edit source]

Bronya's wife

Natasha[edit | edit source]

The doctor from the underground realm.

Hook[edit | edit source]

TBA

Clara[edit | edit source]

A very shy and young girl. Do not mess with her otherwise Svarog will obliterate you out of existance.

Misha[edit | edit source]

An embodiment of your schitzophrenia, may or may not exist at this point. (is also a literal plot device)

Aventurine[edit | edit source]

The developer's thinly veiled attempt at mocking you for your gambling habbits, might be gay for Dr. Ratio.

See also[edit | edit source]