Greeny (terraria)

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Andrew Spinks
Jim T Myhre Kjexrud
Greeny
Boris
Wiggler
The Racer
Cheddar Cheesia

Places

Corruption
Hell
Desert
Jungle
Living Wood
Bunnyland
Dungeon
Underground
The Root of All Evil

Other media

Days of You-know-what
Trees
Our triumph
The Go-Around Plush
Super Spectre
Wiggler Race

Miscellaneous

Drax
9 out of 10
5 bucks
DRAW!
1st WMD
Ruby and Cobalt
Toys Я Us

Greeny
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Birth DateMay 16, 2011
Birth PlaceSomewhere on Indiana
OccupationEntertainer
ReligionAtheist
Websitehttp://www.terraria.org/

“FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP”

~ Greeny on Jennifer Aniston

“What? Jaws did WTC? AAAAAAAAA!

~ Greeny on learning that Jaws did WTC

In the world, we have seen many great people: Wesley Snipes, Ben Croshaw, Tony Jaa, and Chef. Somewhere, there exists a person who wants to entertain us and to ward off boredom. That person is Greeny.

Origin[edit | edit source]

The Character[edit | edit source]

As you can see, Terraria has many representatives and Greeny is one of them. The point is, there cannot be too many things representing it. Created by no other than the Masters themselves on the release day, he is here to help people and to engage them in a captivating experience. You could hardly find him in the servers; just like the others, he exists as a Plushie.

The Plush[edit | edit source]

The plush of Greeny was made on the second quarter of 2012 as a product of hot indiscriminate sex between Vera Farmiga and Andrew Fletcher. No, Greeny didn't come out of Vera's womb. That's ridiculous. They got the plush made at a store in Topeka, Kansas.

Personality[edit | edit source]

Unlike Boris, Greeny isn't as likely to socialize. You could say that he's shy. However, his social standing is one of the best in his class. He's a bit more crazy than the other guys, maybe a bit manic. Nontheless, he's pretty fun to hang out with.

Interests & Hobbies[edit | edit source]

“Someday, I wanna go to Skaylia!”

~ Greeny

Whenever he has free time, Greeny likes masturbating to hot actresses. Other times, he'll partake in some kitten huffing. There has some speculation as to how his oddball personality came from his frequent bouts of masturbation. Clearly they didn't read this article.

Travel[edit | edit source]

Greeny is infamous for traveling to other realms. For instance, here's an excerpt from one of his trips:

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Lawsuit[edit | edit source]

“Zeeky Boogy Doog!”

~ Greeny on Re-Logic v. Brian Kendall

Sometime on January 2013, the Masters were sued by Brian Kendall on account of Greeny infringing upon his famous work- The Demented Cartoon Movie due to him uttering the Zeeky words like they were his own creation. Although they had a bit of a hard time getting a lawyer, they eventually won the case. Actually, he blew up the courthouse by uttering the words which didn't allow a court case.

Greeny II[edit | edit source]

Greeny II.

At some point in time, another group of people saw what was B.O.R.I.S. and they got jealous. Once again, they looked to something relating to Andrew's dream and constructed Greeny II. He wasn't meant to comepete against the Biomechanical Operative Receptionist Interceptor Stentorian due to his size (6 feet high, 4 feet wide, 100 times smaller than B.O.R.I.S.). These guys submitted their creation at a robotics competition, but they didn't earn first place though. When it got the news though...

“Are you feeling lucky?”

~ Greeny II on his victims during "The Urge" in Los Angeles

Recent reports have gathered sight of this creation going on a rampage, injuring or possibly killing people by walking over them with great force. In the meantime, 130 were badly hurt and 37 others died. Of course, as the media states: "Smart= bad; Dumb= good." There's no doubt as to who this guy could be.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

From the guy himself[edit | edit source]

“Huffing kittens is FUN!!”

~ Greeny

“OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Flying purple hippos!”

~ Greeny on Pigrons

“We must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win!”

“That guy is evil!”

~ Greeny on Uwe Boll

From Other People[edit | edit source]

“That guy's out of control, if you ask me.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Greeny

“That man is a menace to society!”

~ Anita Sarkeesian on Greeny


See also[edit | edit source]