Frodo Baggins (Dutch Mink Farmer)

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Frodo Baggins in action.

Frodo Baggins is a minor deity of the uncyclopedia poly-atheism cult and is not to be confused with the Lord of the Rings character. He is a dutch mink farmer with laser beam eyes and represents the preserving of bad articles from deletion and is also a sex god. He has around 13000 worshipers in the universe and is one of Oscar Wilde's gay lovers.

History[edit]

3 Months Right after the creation of Uncyclopedia by Oscar Wilde, There was the ancient plague of Pennywise the Clown who repeatedly wrote one-liners about how he is the true god of uncyclopedia and stuff that nobody cares about, such as "List of sofas produced in 1997", "Kitten AIDS" and "HowTo:Suck Chuck Norris' cock". all of these articles were deleted in less than 30 seconds, but he just keeps creating them so he was smited by Oscar Wilde using his banhammer. So he wrote HTBFANJS and included a picture of pennywise in it, as well as saying that:


In order to prove he is wrong, the superior of Oscar Wilde, Chronarion, created a dutch mink farmer known as Frodo Baggins who was capable of shooting laser beam eyes. He has the appearance of Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings, but he is a completely different person and speaks in Dutch. He also has dinosaur genes and is capable of transforming into a dinosaur that is invincible and the dinosaur form is capable of shooting laser beam eyes.

He later married Oscar Wilde and is one of his members in his gay harem.

Super Powers[edit]

Frodo Baggins most prominent super power is his ability of shooting laser-beam eyes, which is capable of destroying an entire mountain and is also capable of destroying virtual beings, such as pokemon and digimon. If there are enemies that he cannot defeat, he will just stare at them and they will become insane, and will possibly commit suicide due to the insanity. If he would face a Grue, His laser beam eyes cannot kill the grue but he will just stare at it and it will become insane, most likely running out into the light of the day and evaporate, never to be seen again.

He is said to be able of protecting bad articles from sight, which explains the number of Cruft in uncyclopedia.

He also has the ability to steal the souls out of uncyclopedia heretics, and also minks, as he farm minks for their souls.

Mink Farming[edit]

May someone ask: "Why does he farm minks"? The reason is he farm minks for their souls. Once he senses his mink's souls had grown to a degree, he steals the souls of the mink and turns it into canned food. Mink souls taste better than beefsteak and also give longer lasting erections than Viagra, and also changes the content of one's cum so it would become sticky and warm and it can ferment into cheese when dried. Due to this, he is worshipped as a Sex God.

Importance in uncyclopedian religion[edit]

Frodo Baggins is a minor uncyclopedia deity and is not as important as the major deities such as Oscar wilde, Chuck Norris and Kanye West. However, he does have around 13000 worshippers in the universe, 99% of them which are gay cretins and 1% of them aliens from outer space. He is also considered an anti-deity by the neo-uncyclowikia cult, referenced from their own version of HTBFANJS.

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