Forum:Gurglemonkies and such

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Gurglemonkeys flew through my pearly brown lobes.
The Francis Hopper of Turkey Shiners bought a new bank hat.
I put a crab in the Hall of Crabmoths, and was removed forcibly with a large pair of furry tongs.
Please, do continue.
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 18:17, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

/me moves to BHOP. –—Hv (talk) 18/05 18:27

/me moves to Jamaica. Mon. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:34, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

/me moves knight to E-4. Knight takes bishop, bishop takes a dump

Cows, cows, wonderful cows.
Niggers in the morning, niggers in the evening, niggers at suppertime, when negroes on a bagel, you can eat niggers anytime! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 21:28, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Us Jamaicans don't appreciate that kind of talk. Mon. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:32, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Here follows the account of the Write Honorable Yakob Bagelstein on the day of his funeral:

And for what purpose do we do these things that we don't do? Is it for the spinach? I say nay, and furthermore decry the use of two rhetorical questions in a row, for 'tis too reminiscent of lawyer-speech for my comfort. If evil is afoot, then it follows that a foot is evil. Two feet, and things get complicated. Three feet, and then ye know that it is time to put down the bong.

Also, how can it be truthful to say evil things are afoot, when even a reasonably intelligent fungus knoweth that singulars and plurals must be kept consistent? We can say, without hesitation, that evil things are feet. Feet are evilly smelling things.

But what of the little colored lights we see after looking at a bright light? These be the pigments of the Retina Faeries, who gleefully mess around with our sense of sight and forever divide us between "color" and "colour", when the true spelling is "kuller" (and the true pronunciation is "wurg").

Why is there a hedgehog in the mailbox?

Fin --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 01:54, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

What? Is my madness offensive to thine eyes? Ask not for random nonsense in my presence if ye seek it not! Or did I forget to wear pants again? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 19:03, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

I swear to God! If you kill one more Australian in my restaurant, I'm gonna put this phone in your ass! --Andorin Kato 23:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

/me plays steel drums for the reggae band in the corner. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:48, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Jesus loves the little children...ALL NIGHT LONG!
But I digress, your fossil is in fact an ancient philibusterasaurus, the first politician known to man or dolphin-men. The molemen extinctified the philibusterasauri, or Phil-s, a million million years ago with microwaves they shot out of their foreheads. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 16:51, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

[stumbles in crying and holding a bunch of bananas on fire] Doctor! My moose got hit by a chiuhahua! Or however the fuck you spell it... Please, save my alarm clock collection! --Sir Erwin Rommel 21:50, 21 May 2007 (UTC)