Cuntification

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“AAAAAAAAA!”
~ You on being cuntified

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Cuntification is the conversion of objects to cunts. There are 3 primary Cuntification methods.

Methods[edit | edit source]

Primary methods[edit | edit source]

Shut the Fuck Up and Get Cuntified![edit | edit source]

Simply lean over to someone and yell an expletive into their mouth. They will be cuntified within 2 years.

The Big DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK[edit | edit source]

Simply walk to your victim and say "We're all in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!". They will be immediately cuntified.

Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck[edit | edit source]

Chant this and everybody around you will be cuntified.

Other methods[edit | edit source]

The Asteroid method
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
The Big Fish Theory
Fuq!?

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