Chad Thundercock
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| Nationality | Chadian |
| Other names | Chadwick (official name) |
| Occupation | Being a Chad |
| Years active | 24 |
| Known for | Being a Chad |
| Notable work | Virgin vs Chad |
Chad Thundercock is great man. Good sports player. Lettered in multiple sports. Chad good at sports.
Born years[edit | edit source]
Chad born on twelve October 2000. Chad parents die early, make Chad sad. Live with grandparents. Chad grandparents die horribly, make Chad sad. Chad live byself. Chad start playing tee-ball. Chad crush ball out of park. Chad wins. Struggle with school. Chad don't know what 2 + 2 is. Chad go high school. Play sport. Letter in sport. Chad go to big school. Do much sport. Win.
College sport[edit | edit source]
Chad play for Big School of Cauliflower, Lot Angels. Chad play football. Chad play baseball. Chad play basketball. Chad accidentally kill someone with car. Chad get away with it.
Throw ball hard[edit | edit source]
Chad is good thrower. Arm like cannon. Chad throw to blue wearing people. Everybody scream. Win. Win more. Chad win something called national. Team raise Chad up. They keep saying, "Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!" Become All-American. Meet President. Strangle him in bathroom. Chad get away with it.
Hit ball hard[edit | edit source]
Chad hit dingers. Chad run around white squares. Slide into them. Chad hit ball. Ball goes fast into thrower head. Thrower fall down. Other team run out. They check on thrower. Thrower dead. Chad get away with it. Chad lead big schools in far baseballs. Chad also throw white ball hard. They say 107 em pee aitch.
Dribble ball hard[edit | edit source]
Chad throw ball into net. Chad three point. Chad grab ball from other team. Run down court. Chad jump. Chad slam ball into net. Chad two point. Chad play defense. Follow ball man. Ball man jump. Chad jump. Chad hit ball with hand. Coach says good defensive stop. Wonder what it mean. Chad play defense. Chad see ball man jump high. Chad shove him while jump high. Ball man hit ground hard. Ball man convulsing. Other team run over. Ball man dead. Chad get away with it.
Professional sport[edit | edit source]
Chad play three big level sport team.
Lot Angels Laters[edit | edit source]
Chad play first big basketball game. Chad has 102 points by halftime. Play against team called Mime Hot. Kill Jimmy Butler on flagrant foul. Chad pretend to get hurt too. Jimmy hit head on ground. Dies. Chad act like tooth fall out. Nobody look at Jimmy. Everyone worry about Chad. Chad get away with it.
Las Vegas Superbowlers[edit | edit source]
Chad play big football game. Chad called "Mr. Superbowl" by deranged streamer. Guy ahead of Chad throw ball back. Chad run. Chad barreling down the field. Slam into small player. Helmet go flying. Small player heart stop. Chad do quarterback run. Chad keep running. Chad reach endzone. Spike ball. Win. Small player dies on field. Chad get away with it.
New Yank Yorkers[edit | edit source]
Chad do big baseball. Chad first at-bat. Chad hit ball hard. Home run. Everyone say "Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!" Run around white squares. Score. Win. Next game Chad hit by ball by thrower. Chad angry. Chad run at thrower with bat. Hit thrower over head with bat. Thrower fall over. Keep hitting thrower with bat. Chad get pushed from back. Thrower died. Chad do not get away with it.
The Big Jail[edit | edit source]
Man with black robe says Chad not cool for killing thrower. Nobody say Chad not cool. Throw chair at black robe man. Rush at black robe man. Chad feel weird sensation all over body. Muscles feel tight. Turn out Chad was hit by weird electric stick. Chad thrown into big jail. People say Chad stay here for rest of Chad life. Chad in something called solidarity confetti. Chad not talk to people much in here. Chad thrown out of solidarity confetti. Inmate try to threaten Chad. Show who boss. Chad the boss. Spear tackle inmate. Chad hurt by guard and warden.
When Get Out[edit | edit source]
Chad feeling lonely and sad in here. Chad miss sport. Chad sad.