Category:Things You Can Eat

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The human/moogle body is a rare and wonderfully delicate contraption. The human/moogle must adhere to the strictest diet if they are to live a long life.

There are a lot of things you can eat. These include, but are not limited to spare tires, poison, chainsaws, football teams, FOUR HUNDRED BABIES, grues, and most things found in grocery stores.