Carlos Maza

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Carlos Mangina Maza (born 1988) is a Hitler wannabe who writes, produces, and hosts the Vox series The Art Of Butt Sex. He has been described as "Kevin Spacey meets a 10 year old boy.”

Biography[edit | edit source]

Maza was born in 1988. His parents were goat fuckers from Cuba, and he had three younger siblings – a sister and two half brothers, the latter of whom he molested several times. Maza frequently played Hide the Salami as a child, and his mother described him as a fascist in training. He attended Christopher Columbus High School, where he joined the mutual masturbation club. The MM club gave Maza confidence to grope every dick he saw, and he later described it as "the most meaningful climax that's ever happened to me." Maza graduated from Wake Forest University in 2010 with a BA in Censorship. He worked at Media Matters for America from 2011 to 2016, where he was Angelo Carusone’s buttbuddy and created a video series on Swastika condoms. At Media Matters, he was also the LGBT Program Director, in which capacity he focused on rebutting what he described as “common sense”. During this time, he created his Twitter handle, "@gaywonk". He then began working at Vox Media, where he produces and hosts The Art Of Butt Sex.

Verbal Asskickings from Steven Crowder[edit | edit source]

In June 2019, YouTube investigated conservative commentator Steven Crowder for hurting Maza’s fifis. Maza said that Crowder's fans won’t sleep with him as a result of Crowder's videos. Crowder responded that Maza is a butthurt little crybaby bitch. Four days later, YouTube stated that Crowder's language was "hurtful" but 100 percent correct and Maza should go fuck himself. The decision pissed off the blue check mark crowd, and on the next day, YouTube decided to suspend Crowder's ability to run ads or monetize his videos until the SJW fad dies down.

Personal Life[edit | edit source]

Maza is openly gay. In 2017, the Washington Blade named him one of the 20 most notorious pedophiles in the Washington, D.C. area.