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− | <div style="position: absolute; top: 18px; right: 4px;z-index:23;font-family:courier;text-align:right"><span style="font-size:20px">|{{random colour|e}}|{{random colour|a}}|{{random colour|t}}|{{random colour|i}}|{{random colour|n}}|{{random colour|g}}| |{{random colour|b}}|{{random colour|a}}|{{random colour|b}}|{{random colour|i}}|{{random colour|e}}|{{random colour|s}}|</span><br>{{random colour|my}} {{random colour|anti}}-{{random colour|drug}}</div>{{title-left|Spang}} |
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− | <td style="white-space: nowrap; text-align: center; font-size:8pt;">'''<span style="color: #FF0000; background: #FFFFFF">This user is a total [[Britain|UKer]]'''<br>''Jolly good, wot?''<br><small>([[:Category:BritishUsers|<span style="white-space:">List of British Uncyclopedians</span>]])</small></span></td></tr> |
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− | | style="font-size:8pt;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em" | This user is an '''[[Special:Listadmins|administrator]]''' and messing with him would result in [[Special:Log/block|a ban]] if he wasn't so lazy. |
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− | '''{{random colour|Welcome to my page!}}''' {{random colour|You're almost}} {{random colour|certainly}} {{random colour|in the}} {{random colour|wrong place}}. {{random colour|If, however}}, {{random colour|you}} {{random colour|''are''}} {{random colour|in the}} {{random colour|right place}}, {{random colour|do come in}}, {{random colour|sit down}} {{random colour|and}} {{random colour|make yourself at home.}} |
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− | {{random colour|Take no notice}} {{random colour|of the}} {{random colour|MC Hammers}}, {{random colour|they only want}} {{random colour|attention}}. |
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− | == {{random colour|About}} {{random colour|my}} {{random colour|randomly}} {{random colour|generated }} {{random colour|{{adj}}}} {{random colour|{{adj}}}} {{random colour|{{noun}}}} == |
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− | {{random colour|I have often been described as}} "{{random colour|somewhat similar to a}} ''{{random colour|{{adj}}}} {{random colour|{{noun}}}}''". {{random colour|I once liked to}} ''{{random colour|{{verb}}}}'' {{random colour|stuff, but since}} ''{{random colour|{{name}}}} {{random colour|{{verb perfect}}}} {{random colour|{{name}}}}'', {{random colour|I now mostly}} ''{{random colour|{{verb}}}} {{random colour|{{noun}}s}}''. |
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− | {{random colour|I live in [[Scotland]]}} {{random colour|and in my spare time I enjoy things}}, {{random colour|and occasionally pretend to study for that}} {{random colour|degree thing I'm doing.}} |
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− | <font color="#FF3399">I am also known to some (ok, one) as Glittersprinkles. But don't tell anyone. Also I have nebah heard of who-ja-kim-tammies.</font> |
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− | == {{random colour|Things I like to do}} == |
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− | *{{random colour|Write articles in those rare moments of inspiration.}} |
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− | *{{random colour|Make pictures in those rare moments of inspiration.}} |
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− | *{{random colour|Tidy up around Uncyclopedia.}} |
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− | *{{random colour|Help other users out, 'cause I'm nice like that.}} |
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− | == {{random colour|Things I have done}} == |
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− | ; {{random colour|For the full (ish) list, see}} [[/Things I've done|<span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 110%">things I've done</span>]]. |
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− | *'''[[Water powered bus]]''' - {{random colour|''featured''}} |
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− | *'''[[John Cage]]''' - {{random colour|''featured''}} |
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− | *'''[[:Image:America_nrv2.jpg|Image: America_nrv2.jpg]]''' - ''{{random colour|featured}}'' |
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− | *'''[[:image:Bush lepers.jpg|Image: Bush_lepers.jpg]]''' - ''{{random colour|featured}}'' |
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− | *[[☃]]. |
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− | *{{random colour|Lots of}} [[Special:Contributions/Spang|{{random colour|other things}}]] |
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− | == {{random colour|Praise!}} == |
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− | {{random colour|See my awards page}} [[User:Spang/Awards!|<span style="font-size: 120%; font-weight: bold">here</span>]] {{random colour|for all my awards}}. |
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− | {{random colour|A couple of the latest}}: |
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− | {{Ninjastar|Ninjastar.png|Original Ninjastar|'''To Spang ~ A token of appreciation<br /> for joining and contributing to [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|Folding@home]].'''<br />|[[User:Tom mayfair|'''Premier Tom Mayfair''']]}} |
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