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<span class="plainlinks" style="position:absolute;top:-38px;left:280px;z-index:1;">[http://www.uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Spang&action=purge {{random colour|new colours?}}]</span>
 
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<td style="white-space: nowrap; text-align: center; font-size:8pt;">'''<span style="color: #FF0000; background: #FFFFFF">This user is a total [[Britain|UKer]]'''<br>''Jolly good, wot?''<br><small>([[:Category:BritishUsers|<span style="white-space:">List of British Uncyclopedians</span>]])</small></span></td></tr>
 
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| style="font-size:8pt;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em" | This user is an '''[[Special:Listadmins|administrator]]''' and messing with him would result in [[Special:Log/block|a ban]] if he wasn't so lazy.
 
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'''{{random colour|Welcome to my page!}}''' {{random colour|You're almost}} {{random colour|certainly}} {{random colour|in the}} {{random colour|wrong place}}. {{random colour|If, however}}, {{random colour|you}} {{random colour|''are''}} {{random colour|in the}} {{random colour|right place}}, {{random colour|do come in}}, {{random colour|sit down}} {{random colour|and}} {{random colour|make yourself at home.}}
 
 
{{random colour|Take no notice}} {{random colour|of the}} {{random colour|MC Hammers}}, {{random colour|they only want}} {{random colour|attention}}.
 
 
== {{random colour|About}} {{random colour|my}} {{random colour|randomly}} {{random colour|generated }} {{random colour|{{adj}}}} {{random colour|{{adj}}}} {{random colour|{{noun}}}} ==
 
 
{{random colour|I have often been described as}} "{{random colour|somewhat similar to a}} ''{{random colour|{{adj}}}} {{random colour|{{noun}}}}''". {{random colour|I once liked to}} ''{{random colour|{{verb}}}}'' {{random colour|stuff, but since}} ''{{random colour|{{name}}}} {{random colour|{{verb perfect}}}} {{random colour|{{name}}}}'', {{random colour|I now mostly}} ''{{random colour|{{verb}}}} {{random colour|{{noun}}s}}''.
 
 
{{random colour|I live in [[Scotland]]}} {{random colour|and in my spare time I enjoy things}}, {{random colour|and occasionally pretend to study for that}} {{random colour|degree thing I'm doing.}}
 
 
<font color="#FF3399">I am also known to some (ok, one) as Glittersprinkles. But don't tell anyone. Also I have nebah heard of who-ja-kim-tammies.</font>
 
 
== {{random colour|Things I like to do}} ==
 
*{{random colour|Write articles in those rare moments of inspiration.}}
 
*{{random colour|Make pictures in those rare moments of inspiration.}}
 
*{{random colour|Tidy up around Uncyclopedia.}}
 
*{{random colour|Help other users out, 'cause I'm nice like that.}}
 
 
== {{random colour|Things I have done}} ==
 
; {{random colour|For the full (ish) list, see}} [[/Things I've done|<span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 110%">things I've done</span>]].
 
*'''[[Water powered bus]]''' - {{random colour|''featured''}}
 
*'''[[John Cage]]''' - {{random colour|''featured''}}
 
*'''[[:Image:America_nrv2.jpg|Image: America_nrv2.jpg]]''' - ''{{random colour|featured}}''
 
*'''[[:image:Bush lepers.jpg|Image: Bush_lepers.jpg]]''' - ''{{random colour|featured}}''
 
*[[☃]].
 
*{{random colour|Lots of}} [[Special:Contributions/Spang|{{random colour|other things}}]]
 
 
== {{random colour|Praise!}} ==
 
 
{{random colour|See my awards page}} [[User:Spang/Awards!|<span style="font-size: 120%; font-weight: bold">here</span>]] {{random colour|for all my awards}}.
 
 
{{random colour|A couple of the latest}}:
 
 
{{User:Ceridwyn/SquidAward}}
 
 
 
{{Ninjastar|Ninjastar.png|Original Ninjastar|'''To Spang ~ A token of appreciation<br /> for joining and contributing to [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|Folding@home]].'''<br />|[[User:Tom mayfair|'''Premier Tom Mayfair''']]}}
 
 
 
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Revision as of 07:26, 26 January 2007