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+ | * And the weather in Iraq today; some Sunni spells but mostly Shi'ite. |
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− | * [[Aboriginals]] [[boot]] everyone out of Australia “you were born here, we have lived here for 50,000 years ya tools” |
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*[[David Cronenberg]]'s new movie '[[My Pressure On You]]' featuring [[Natasha Henstridge]], Kevin Bacon and [[Andy Brook]] is out in the theatres today. |
*[[David Cronenberg]]'s new movie '[[My Pressure On You]]' featuring [[Natasha Henstridge]], Kevin Bacon and [[Andy Brook]] is out in the theatres today. |
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*Mobs of [[Yiros]]es and [[Steaks]] do battle on the beaches of [[Australia]] |
*Mobs of [[Yiros]]es and [[Steaks]] do battle on the beaches of [[Australia]] |
Revision as of 14:21, 15 December 2005
- And the weather in Iraq today; some Sunni spells but mostly Shi'ite.
- David Cronenberg's new movie 'My Pressure On You' featuring Natasha Henstridge, Kevin Bacon and Andy Brook is out in the theatres today.
- Mobs of Yiroses and Steaks do battle on the beaches of Australia
- Cases of AIDS have skyrocketed after Pepsi introduced their new Samba flavoured cola.
- Bjork, Tori Amos, and Kate Bush all go into diabetic comas after losing a bet and being made to drink Sunny Delight
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad did not happen according to Europe. It is believed he is just a "myth created for a good laugh".
- The Moon has been disproved by kids in a 2nd grade class.
- Humanity loses The Game