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Revision as of 18:53, 18 February 2006
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Sophia is a
thirty-eight twenty-seven
thirty-six. 'Nuff said.
—Oscar Wilde on Sophia
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Who is SOPHIA?
For the love of SOPHIA
Edit this entry
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Keyboards show the truth -
letters are disorganized;
numbers line up straight.
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What is Sophia?
A person, or a concept?
Sophia is... HOT!
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Here's to Sophia
~o~ All hail cheese burgers ~o~ Why the hell, I ask ~o~ All hail SOPHIA ~o~ Like the Sun, she shines, ~o~ I think of Sophia ~o~ May she love us too ~o~ SOPHIA haiku ~o~ Sophia runs far. ~o~ Sophia needs you ~o~ Soapy Sophia ~o~ ~o~ All I've ever known ~o~ Sophia desires ~o~ Sophia enjoys ~o~ Tämä on selvää: ~o~ | ~o~ Gentle goddess of ~o~ No one told me the ~o~ Dreamy Sophia ~o~ Sophia my love ~o~ Noble Sophia ~o~ 나의사랑 소피아여 ~o~ Water wear stone away ~o~ Leave me, Sophia ~o~ Люблю Софию! ~o~ Durka durka dur... ~o~ Du geili Drexau ~o~ 月圆之夜 九月十八 ~o~ 내님 소피아 ~o~ Sophia, dearest, ~o~ סופיה, עינייך הן ~o~ Ka Sophia es ~o~ Oh mama mia! ~o~ סופיה שלי ~o~ |
Sophia's Mythology
~o~ I don't understand ~o~ | ~o~ From whose house she comes ~o~ |
~o~ Everyone should know ~o~ Gnostic deity Sister of Jesus It is also said ~o~ Sophia love you ~o~ An Asian Goddess ~o~ Sophia commands ~o~ Sophia is one ~o~ Pure as rain water Bending as young tree ~o~ Haiku is not cool ~o~ Such beauty, divine, ~o~ With five and seven ~o~ La saĝ' malsaĝa ~o~ | ~o~ Golden light surrounds ~o~ Not the same but well ~o~ Carry on, tater ~o~ Sophia's journey ~o~ During her travels O queen of wisdom, To which she replied: Just kidding, good man. ~o~ From out of the ground ~o~ 苏菲苏菲 子虚乌有 ~o~ Monkey Monkey Ape ~o~ |
Blasphemous Haiku
~o~ Sophia loves cocks ~o~
~o~ (reply) ~o~ Sophia oh dear ~o~ 苏菲是甚 ~o~ Question, Mark, question? ~o~ My fingers smell bad ~o~ Haikus are rather ~o~ (reply) ~o~ | ~o~ When the bough breaks, the ~o~ Sophia, Sophie ~o~ What dream makes us slave ~o~ An old lore proclaims ~o~ Sophia ist ein ~o~ You have two cows, and ~o~ Oh Sophia, you ~o~ Sophia, my love, ~o~ I yearn to put my
Sophia is mean, ~o~ ソフィア姫 |
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Table of contents
ought to also be Haiku
Needed a break here
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The Meta Haiku
~o~ To write a haiku: ~o~ With five, seven, five, ~o~ Sophia's first line ~o~ Five Seven and Five -o- If you can not count ~o~ Though a master shuns ~o~ Haiku: a verse form. ~o~ Of course, none of these ~o~ (reply) ~o~ Haiku now easy ~o~ Any moron can ~o~ The meta haiku ~o~ | ~o~ Haiku addiction ~o~ Haiku and humour ~o~ William Shakespeare ~o~ Lots of these haikus sometimes they have no Maybe it'll have Möglicherweise (rough translation) Make all poems same ~o~ Intervene, I do ~o~ A (winter) question ~o~ Just for the record ~o~ Last haiku no more ~o~ The jay does not count
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Miscellaneous Haiku
~o~ A A A A A ~o~ Some add their haiku ~o~ We write our haikus ~o~ My thumb extended ~o~ Sophia is hot ~o~ I'm sure Sophia ~o~ I'm sure SOFIA You spelled it wrong, you ~o~ "The Brain is removed!" ~o~ Sometimes I like to ~o~ Sophia was right ~o~ Sophia Mia ~o~ I seem to recall ~o~ We are Haiku Borg. ~o~ | ~o~ Regards Sophia ~o~ I'm eager to know the problem with this ~o~ Sophia Sophi ~o~ Lame running gag from ~o~ Parsley and Garlic ~o~ Oh please Sophia ~o~ (reply) ~o~ There are 10 kinds of ~o~ Crying cockles and ~o~ If things could be turned ~o~ her bantam wiles ~o~ | ~o~ Newest haikus are ~o~ Japanese poems are ~o~ I once saw a cow ~o~ And now for something ~o~ Who is sophia? ~o~ Procrastination ~o~ Rob Lowe he will drown ~o~ Snowman in a field ~o~ Sofjo stolico ~o~ My name's Sophia. ~o~ Loud but swift it cuts ~o~ I called to the wind, ~o~ My cock grows stiffer, ~o~ this is pathetic ~o~ Sandwiches are great |
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Not Haiku, thank you
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Sophia, goddess
of haiku, smites the wicked
with a big red stamp
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Use the tag line for
Indicating non-haikus
Bless'd by Sophia
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~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU (LIMERICK) ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU Oh Sophia, one day I`ll tell you
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NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~
~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU Oh Sophia, one day I`ll tell you Oh dear Sophie, fruit of my loins Makes stiff many little boy's groins Wearing shirts tighter than sixty virgins Makes old men jump out of their skins | ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU What I so wanted ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ ZLATIBORIAN NON-HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU ~o~ NOT HAIKU
NOT HAIKU, BUT COMPELLING NONETHELESS
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The last entry was
definitely not haiku
Sophia feels shame
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How can none of these
people in the last section
even COUNT at all?
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For other pages
see disambiguation
about Sophia
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Additional
disambiguation our
Sophia has here
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There is something else
similar to a haiku
it's called a Tanka
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Notes for Sophia
~o~ O dear Sophia, ~o~ Thank you Sophia ~o~ Sophia, Sophia, ~o~ Sophia, my love I long to hear your wisdom ~o~ |
~o~ Sophia, could you, ~o~ Do me a favor,
sophia is you |
And this middle haiku line
~o~ Haiku shall this be ~o~ I've tried to write a ~o~ All hail SOPHIA Bluewind`s Sophia Haiku Poems
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