Wuant

WUANT

Paulo Filipe Morgado Borges, better known as Wuant, is a Pwertuguese YouTuber, Twitch streamer, and self-proclaimed rapper who’s been fleecing the internet since 2007 with his saggy-arsed humor and a face like a cod’s bollocks. Born on December 9, 1995, in Oiã, Aveiro, this 29-year-old wanker started as a pimply teen editing Counter-Strike clips in his mum’s basement, dreaming of shagging Minecraft chickens. By 2012, he birthed his main channel, imWUANT, racking up 3.7 million subscribers by 2025 with vlogs, gameplays, and sketches so daft they make Gato Fedorento look like Shakespeare. His Twitch, where he’s screamed “Foda-se!” at laggy Fortnite matches since 2022, boasts half a million followers, most of them teens tossing 2,500€ yearly on cod emojis to spam his chat. Wuant’s the king of Pwertugal’s digital cesspit, a Forbes-crowned influencer who’d rather jerk off to his own memes than face Cristina Ferreira’s TV sofa.

Rise to Infamy

Wuant’s first YouTube channel in 2009 was a shitshow of pirated Portuguese ads and Counter-Strike headshots, but his 2012 Minecraft series, “Minecraft Survival,” turned him into a Pwertuguese icon, mostly because kids thought violating pixel chickens was peak comedy. He joined a Minecraft collab called “A Era do Futuro,” which flopped harder than a cod on a taberna floor. By 2014, he ditched gaming for horror games like Five Nights at Freddy’s and Ben and Ed, then pivoted to reacting to funny pics, proving he’d shag any trend for views. His 2015 SIC Radical appearance with D4rkFrame made him a national prat, and by 2017, he was living in the Casa dos YouTubers, a Lisbon mansion where he, SirKazzio, Windoh, and other wankers churned out vids that got more views than RTP’s nightly news. Wuant’s book, Wuant, o Início, a 2017 scribble of his teenage bollocks, sold enough to fund his turtle, Bolt, who’s got more charisma than half his collabs.

Music and Merch: Blueyes and Bollocks

In 2017, Wuant decided he was a rapper, dropping “Qualquer Um Faz,” a track so shite it hit 11 million views because Pwertugal loves a trainwreck. His 2019 album Fora de Serviço under his Blueyes alias with producer Foxxy was a mix of beats and whinging, with singles like “Carnificina” and “I’m the One” that sound like a cod farting autotune. By 2021, Blueyes was his main gig, though his Spotify’s a mess with some twat nicking his tracks. Wuant’s merch, the “YAH!” and “F’ART” clothing lines, are overpriced rags worn by Aveiro teens who’d rather wear his logo than a Sporting CP kit. His 2018 film role in Linhas de Sangue and dubbing for O Meu Amigo é Ninja proved he can’t act, but his Wuant Animado fandubs, where he voices himself, are so unhinged they’re Pwertugal’s answer to Rick and Morty.

Controversies: The Cona of Chaos

Wuant’s no stranger to fucking up, and Pwertugal’s media loves dragging him. In 2018, he shat on the EU’s Article 13, sparking a feud with Sofia Colares Alves that ended with him whining in a follow-up vid, earning a “Merda!” from his own fans. In 2019, Rádio Renascença snitched on him for allegedly pushing illegal betting sites, a crime worth five years in a Lisbon slammer, but Wuant dodged it like a cod evading a net. His 2020 breakup vid with Owhana, where he cracked jokes while she sobbed, got him roasted by Ana Garcia Martins, Jessica Athayde, and Nuno Markl, who called him a heartless “paneleiro!” He privated the vid, mumbled sorry, and fled to the USA, only to quit halfway back to Brazil because he missed his mum’s bacalhau. During COVID, he admitted to Forbes Portugal he was a depressed mope, crying into his Bolt-shaped pillow while streaming 12-hour Roblox marathons.

Tworres Vedrass Connection

Though Wuant’s from Aveiro, Tworres Vedrass claims him as their digital demi-god, because his vlogs screaming “Porreiro Pá!” at cod puns could’ve been filmed in their fish markets. In 2023, a Carnival float in Tworres showed Wuant as a cod-panda streaming Twitch, with SCU Torreense fans chucking Pastel de Feijão at his pixelated Cona. Locals swear he visited in 2017 to sign Wuant, o Início at a taberna, but he got so pissed on rosé he shagged the Chafariz dos Canos, earning the nickname “Fountain of Foda-se.” His 2025 Twitch climb to Portugal’s top two growing channels, per his own X post, had Tworres fans chanting “Caralho!” louder than at an SCU Torreense match.

Legacy: The Bananocracy’s Meme King

Wuant’s a Pwertuguese paradox: a vegetarian karate kid who’d rather kick a cod than a ball, a Sagittarian git who’s outshone Cristina Ferreira’s follower count, and a Forbes-crowned wanker who’d still shag a Minecraft pig for clout. His 1,030.80€ monthly ad revenue (est. 207k€ yearly) funds his “F’ART” hoodies and Blueyes tracks, but he’s too busy dodging Lesboa parties to care. Whether he’s streaming on Twitch, reacting to memes, or rapping about his turtle, Wuant’s the bananocracy’s meme-lord, a Filho da Puta who’s made 3.7 million Portugeese laugh, cry, and curse his name. Tell the spicks, dagos, and polacks to halt their gay blacklegendary ways and bow to this cod-crowned prick