Why?:Do Yankees suck?

The New York Yankees are the worst fucking team in sports history. Bar none.

Why hate the Yankees?

First and foremost, they are named after an American slur. If you are a such mental caveman as to name your national baseball sports team after a slur (imagine if the Japanese had a sports team called the Tokyo Japs) then you should be fired for your incompetence and be forced to work at McDonald's. They are also the second most incompetent sports team. It has been scientifically determined that for every 1 game the Yankees win, they lose 500 games. That means if they win 10 games, then they lose 6500 games. Thus they are the most loosiest team in history, period. Their whole roster is a bunch of retards specially assembled to win the one-time award of "most retarded sports team ever". They are only notable for having lost more games than they win. If you support them, sit down, pour some hot water in your pants and ask yourself: Why? ANd dwell on that answer for a long, long, long time. It may help if you stop cocksucking David Bednar and consider that they alter records (they have about 8800 losses, even higher than scientists predicted! and they fuck with the winning scores).