Vranyo

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Vranyo is a style of spoken russian art.

The meaning can be illustrated by the following quote that could have come from Alexandr Solzsjhsjzchenitsyn or somebody else:

They lie to us
We know they're lying
They know that we know that they're lying
but they keep telling us that vodka has a nice taste
and we keep pretending to like it

To translate vranyo directly into English is difficult, but here are some alternatives: applesauce, balderdash, baloney, bilge, blah, blah-blah, blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull, bunk, bunkum, buncombe, claptrap, codswallop, crapola, crock, drivel, drool, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel, flapdoodle, falderal, folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers, humbug, humbuggery, malarky, muck, nerts, nonsense, nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, rubbish, senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle, tarradiddle, tommyrot, tosh, trash, trumpery.

These some examples of russian poetry in the vranyo style:

Our plans do not include the occupation of Ukrainian territories. We are not going to impose anything on anyone by force.

Vladolf Putler, russian dicktator

Russia does not strike at civilian infrastructure

Dmitry Peskov, spokesclown for Vladolf Putler

We didn’t attack Ukraine in the first place

Comical Lavrov, russian foreign minister