User talk:Yalls

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[Canadian Idol] Canadian Idol was ripped off from the American show American Idol. This is a common example of how Canada is Americas bitch.

Judges:

1) Jake Gold. Born on the 4th of April, 1958. He is married to Leesa Butler, who did create the "Fuck List"

2) Sass Jordan. Her name basically says it all. "Fake Paula" if you ask me. What we all want to know is why isn't her ass in the kitchen making me a sandwich? Apparently she is a "singer"... just like Paula. She was known to tour with Aerosmith and Whitesnake. Must of been a pretty good groupie.

3) Zack Werner. He was hired to imitate Simon off "American Idol"

  He is known to help out artists by giving them stuff.
  Pure Canadian, which basically shows that hes a softy.

What hasn't been shown is that there is no black guy saying "dog" every time a competitor entered. Racist Canada :)

Season Winners

Ryan Malcom won, then some kalan chick. After her was some other girl, followed by another broad. Then some brian guy one. Really, know one gives a fuck.