User talk:Wonder Mike

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This is my talk page, and I hope you're wearing sunglasses. You know, because, if your monitor is bright, then it's all just white and stuff, and it probably hurts your eyes unless you have sunglasses.

Adoption[edit source]

Consider yourself adopted. I do have to wash that mattress....I had many errr....ahem...noobs doing their thing on it. You know how it goes. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

How does one go about being adopted? --Wonder Mike 19:27, 11 April 2008 (UTC)