User talk:Viper16
Life and Death(didn't die the first time) of the Prophet Viper16
Birth[edit source]
Viper16 was born in a small shitty town of Shit, USSR(axis of evil). His first name is Vladimir Zmeoff. From the day he was born he couldn't resist grabbing tities. He also got in trouble for fingering Stalin but later pardoned.
Teen Years[edit source]
He started out playing Quake2 then moved on to Counter Strike. In Counter Strike he was widely criticized for "hakin" but as all know he played on software mode(I see though shit mode).
Prophet Years[edit source]
Simply by posting one comment on topix.com. He became a enemy of all religion cookies who need their panties unbunched. He criticized religion to a extent where it was not funny.. really not funny.
Attempted Assassinations[edit source]
A bunch of children-fukin priests(including the Dalai Llama) came up with a murder plot. So they came to his house at midnight and just about to kill him with anal penetration. The woke up and said "Not today children fukers. And he skeeted them away. Such a powerful skeet kept them away from his domain untill 2008. When Clinton would absorb it all and murder Viper16 indefinitely.
Afterlife[edit source]
How should i know faggot.
Business[edit source]
Like all dead celebrities his estate tripled and his skeet was bought around the world.
The New Hope[edit source]
His skeet is said to be the only way to prevent Clintons from invading your home.