User talk:Unraptor
LOL I SPEAK TO SELF
Look at that guy run!
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Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]
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Again, welcome! --YeOldeLuke 16:03, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
Jerry Falwell[edit source]
I see you've'nt already left a comment on Jerry's talk page, but in case you didn't know, a Declaration of Gratification (Or Damnifcation, depends your POV) has been written there! Care to sign one? --Ye Olde Luke 03:20, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Ye Olde Luke[edit source]
Your'e Ye Olde Luke's friend right? Click here or else!--Dummmmmmy 15:34, 30 September 2007 (UTC)