User talk:UNKNOWNFILE/edraid/starnesux

Apology

To anyone who is reading this, I apologize for being a troll, asshat, dumbass, moron, idiot, retard, and a dick. I shall no longer join #ed for any reason, whatsoever, and will immediately check into a mental institution to diagnose any problems that I may have. I will also avoid nonproductive edits on Uncyclopedia. For anyone who is interested, I have nominated myself on FFS. I shall also make a more public apology in BENSON's 3-D House of Pancakes in order to atone for my misdeeds. I am so sorry to anyone that I may have bothered. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Woah, the emometer is going off the charts! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 07:11, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

k dickwad, although FFS ain't necisary, just don't be a stupid fucking dumbass, "asshat," etc. Zombieninja666