User talk:Tode

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I'm honored

That you saw fit to place my cartoon as your coat-of-arms. Allow me to further escalate your pseudo-Jewish status

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

~ 12:29, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! My turn to be both honoured and honored. Tode 17:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Shalom, Honourary Jew

Cambridge has needed a tidy up for some time - a friend of mine, User: Juan Kerr, wrote what I'd consider to be the best version but as you say, over time a lot of unfunny stuff has been added. Incidentally, I didn't go to Cambridge (as in the university), I went to UCL in London. I do, however, live in Cambridge. I'm assuming you have some connection to either town or university yourself? :-) RabbiTechno 18:06, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Your friend will go blind with a name like that! Any Americans reading that may be puzzled. I have not been able to identify the version you meant by looking through the history. Can you give me directions? Tode 21:56, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

[Find it here..] Though, with hindsight, I suspect you may be talking about the University of Cambridge article rather than Cambridge. RabbiTechno 23:43, 22 November 2007 (UTC)