User talk:TheRasIsBack

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Frying pans are useful against those who cause trouble. The resounding thunk, the momentous swoosh, the curve and the swing and the impact, so gratifying.

Greetings and well met, TheRasIsBack. This is your semi-official but not overly so welcome to Uncyclopedia, subsequent to the fact that you have apparently contributed something, for which you have our thanks. Probably. Assuming I or someone else marginally on top of things doesn't have to revert it, of course... ah, well, even if we do, it happens to the best of us. Just, as they say... "Don't be teh vandal kthx" or some other sort of moron, and you'll be fine.

I do hope you find this madhouse to your liking; there is, after all, always room for new faces. If not, the door's right over there, and you may let yourself out at any point.

As an introductory point, here are some rather useful people like you:

These may also be of use:

This probably won't, though:


Please remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date and help you avoid annoying some people needlessly.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TheRasIsBack/stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

There are plenty of other things to do, of course. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of aiding articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance.

If you need help or have questions, you may of course feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask on IRC, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is here to bring experienced editors straight to you. If you would like, I would be more than willing to adopt you, or you may leave a message on any other adopter's talkpage to join.

Again, welcome!  ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 05:51 (UTC)