User talk:Taint Snatcher
The Taint[edit source]
The taint is an ancient mythical rabbit (hare) that (rumor has it), experienced butt sex with the Greek god Zeus. Talk spread that Zeus gave some of his powers to the rabbit that day, and all the way up to 3080 B.C., the extremely rare taint used his powers for the greater good. Giving people 3rd nipples, snakes for hair, and (once again, rumor has it), he is the reason why our piss is yellow, it used to be invisible. On the day that the taint died, it layed down next to the great pyramids where the egyptians, knowing of the taint's great powers, enclosed him in a tomb that we now know as the sphinx.
"the space between the penis/vagina and the butthole was named after the taint."
The Aztecs (Asstecks, lol) have been known for predicting the end of the world. They also predicted that if you gathered all of the taints together in the world and rubber banded them together, you would receive the gift of immortality.......but you have to eat the taints first, which in return, creates a wormhole in the third stall of the nearest bathroom where the spirit of the great taint appears through and grants you 1 and 1/3 wishes.
People who have touched taints[edit source]
Dorthia Dix
the first George Bush
the second George Bush
Puff the magic Dragon
Peter Pan
The My little pony pony
Papa Smurf
Captain Crunch
Barack Obama touched my balls, i think that counts
Three of the Four Ghostbusters
The brady Bunch
Me
and many, many more!