User talk:Strechable Scrotum
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12:14, Mar 12
Hello
Hello Strechable Scrotum. Want to play starcraft (not broodwars) sometime? --Docile hippopotamus 06:56, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
- or not. --Docile hippopotamus 02:01, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Articles
Working on anything right now? --Docile hippopotamus 04:46, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Nope. My life has just become insanely hectic in the past few weeks, and I haven't had any free time. I'll post once my life slows back down. 32.147.96.211 12:09, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
SOTM
Want me to nominate and vote for you? --Docile hippopotamus 02:01, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
- New username. Mom doesn't want me associated w/curse words. New name is The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 03:07, 28 March 2009 (UTC)