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David O'Doherty

David Floridian Gregory Stephen O'Doherty was born on a cold and stormy December 17th 1975 to the O'Doherty family in Dublin. His father, Oscar Sea-Urchin Petunia O'Doherty instantly proclaimed that he should be the greatest golfer in the history of the world but, his lack of skill in handling a club and his unmeasurable talent at playing tiny 80's keyboards put an end to that dream. David grew up knowing that he was not like everyone else, as he possessed such mild superpowers as the ability to fix broken pens and his ability to locate crockery in kitchens which he has never visited. Instead of using his powers for evil, he decided to become the most average stand-up/tiny keyboard based comedian in the world, yet has surpassed this by becoming the single most awesome stand-up/tiny keyboard based comedian in the world. His other skills include cycling, a basic award in life-saving and the critically acclaimed title of the 1990 under 15 gold medal hurdler.

I am not David O' Doherty. I am a very bored student on study leave who is a big fan of Mr O'Doherty and wishes to spread some joy in the world by making more people aware of the brilliantly excellent David Floridian Gregory Stephen O'Doherty.