User talk:Snake017
Weapons
there is a new weapon out there.....[edit source]
Many of you may understand that we, Humans use projectiles to harm one another, (knives bullets, bombs). Well not anymore, there have been ongoing and exhausting studies at several universities throughout the U.S. that show twinkies can be used as weapons. All of us have wondered at some point in our lives, "when will they come out with twinkie ray guns?". Well do not fret any longer my fellow citizens, twinkies are in fact the answer once again.
Have you ever wondered why stickiness on a hard surface becomes, (the stickiness) hard itself? It is infact simple science. The chemical bonding characteristics come into play when the sugary chemicals stick to something. The sugary chemicals become harder than any steel ever produce by mere man and if the filling from the twinkies were in fact saved for 1 year, the U.S. would have enough twinkie filling, A.K.A. DEADLY TWINK-TWINK NEPALM ALTERNATIVE KILLERS IN A CREAMY, DELICIOUS, SUGARY FORM OF FOOD, to wipe out the entire solar system 17 times over.If the U.S. military were to embrace this method, though embarrassing, nuclear weapons could actually be DTTNAKIACDSFOF missles that once fired, stick to the enemy and is very disgusting so they will be scared to wipe it off, that is the psycological part, but that is what is intended of these cream filled killing machines. Once the serum is dried, the enemy will be forever-crippled and must endure the riddicule of being harrassed by one of the most simple, tastefully delightful, American snacks.