User talk:Sinisagrcic
==What is a dragon?! or DRAK ==
A dragon is a woman that could possibly spew fire and give you 3rd degree burns.
Where do they all come from??[edit source]
The origin of dragons ladies is disputed, though it is well known that females often mutate into dragons (when no-ones looking), some speculate that an ancient dragon was stumbled upon by a knight named adam (great-great-great grandfather of Chuck Norris)in 20,000BC. He then discovered that this mythical dragon can simply transform herself into a sexy mirage of a woman. After adam had sex with the dragon he realized that his penis was on fire, as the dragon had spewed lava upon him and took half his stuff. Adam decided to cool his penis with some frozen apple pie, but that only angered (God), who had cursed adam with testicle cancer. This was also the main cause dragon and Adam to get kicked out of heaven (Smurf Village). Others claim that dragons were created by the Alien U.S. government for a weapon against men. No one will every know for sure where dragons came from, but one thing is for sure, they breathe heat and eat souls.
Study of the dragons[edit source]
Dragonalogy is a study of dragons and their behaviour. So far study's show that there isnt enough funding going into dragonalogy because money is directed elseware by the E.A.U.S.S (Evil Alien United States of Space)They dont want men to find out about their evil ways, so they use dragons to distract us.
Double-Dragon MYTH[edit source]
It is a term that also refers to the demise of the great slayer with the name of Harry Carey. Harry slayed two cousin dragons (in detroit) after a cheap meal in mexican town. The next day the dragons spewed fire upon him. After this incident Harry became addicted to Budwiser and died a lonely death, with 3rd degree burns on his penis. Still to this day, 99.9% of men know a dragon in one shape or form.
What about Dragons?[edit source]
Dragons usually roam in packs of 5 or 6, often on the defence to imply that they are un-slayable, yet a worthy knight, with the right experience, can penetrate the dragons defence, and with enough drinks and empty promises, result in a slaying of dragon. If a guild of 5 experienced knights enter a dragons layer (nightclub), you can pretty much consider a pack of dragons chances of non-slaying fucked. You can spot a wild dragon easily since they pretty much have the same distinct look. Their exterior usually consists of a skimpy skirt, 3 inch bangs, high heels, and the scent of vanilla and vodka. Dragons in their natural habitat usually excersise their ability to text, instant message, and talk on the phone with multiple dragon slayers simultaniously with the intent of never being slayed, yet usually one knight will be victorious in their attempt to slay if determined enough. Dragons also have the excellent ability to listen to the postal service over and over again without ever getting tired of it.
