User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1window
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You find a window. now what?
>open it
how?
>by opening it...of course!
no, but how do you do that?
>...by cranking it open...
No, no, no. There are no cranks. Think. "Away to the window I flew like a flash..."
>*sigh*, tear open the shutters and throw up the sash.
Haha, I made you say throw up!!
>get on with it!
Fine, you open the window. now what?
>look
You look out the window. There are rocks and birds, and trees and things. And grass. And a violet Hue.
>oh, crap!
Okay, you defecate yourself. Still, you are no safer. Your options are: