User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1window

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 ,,~—,                      SSS  PPPP   OOO  RRRR  K  K
 ——   '————————————————||  S     P   P O   O R   R K K
 ——    ________________||  SSSS  PPPP  O   O RRRR  KKK
 ——   ,                        S P     O   O R R   K  K
 ''~-'                      SSS  P      OOO  R  R  K  K

You find a window. now what?

>open it

how?

>by opening it...of course!

no, but how do you do that?

>...by cranking it open...

No, no, no. There are no cranks. Think. "Away to the window I flew like a flash..."

>*sigh*, tear open the shutters and throw up the sash.

Haha, I made you say throw up!!

>get on with it!

Fine, you open the window. now what?

>look

You look out the window. There are rocks and birds, and trees and things. And grass. And a violet Hue.

>oh, crap!

Okay, you defecate yourself. Still, you are no safer. Your options are: