User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1talk

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You talk to the man in the white coat, and he pulls out a needle. He tries to stab you with it.

>dodge

Good choice. You dodge the needle, but now he pulls out a gun.

>dodge again

Nice try, but you're slower than a bullet. You can do two things: