User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1candle

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You can't light a candle, since you don't have one.

>get candle

Fine, you now have a candle. And matches.

>light candle

You light the candle, and see that you are leaning on a bunch of sleeping Hues.

>run

Smart. You shake them for the moment, and see a passage through which there is light. There is also a ladder. Your options are: