User talk:Simbobinio
I AM WELCOMING YOU [edit source]
Hello, <insert name here>. I personally thank you for registering to this humor wiki. I hope you plan on staying. We could use a person like you. As a new person around this area, you should look at these helpful links to make yourself more like a proper 'Uncyclopedian'. Welcome.
- BEGINNER'S GUIDE - This will help you learn the basics on how to write like an Uncyclopedian.
- VANITY POLICIES - Read this. It is not advisable to make articles on your local school and area.
- HOW TO BE FUNNY AND NOT JUST STUPID - Learn how to be funny, but not just stupid. Humor has a certain threshold. There is bad humor. And there is good humor. You must strive for good humor.
- ABOUT UNCYCLOPEDIA - A little biography on the website.
- THE FIVE PLIERS - It is our Ten Commandments. Ignorable policy.
- HOW TO GET STARTED EDITING - Guidelines on making your first articles.
- HELP PAGES - Any extra help you might need.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, although it is an enjoyable experience. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:YourName/Article) so you can edit it whenever you want. If you decide to create it in the mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above.
If you need any additional help, feel free to talk on my userspace.
I hope one day to be humored by your contributions.