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Ross Lamond
There is a small independant state in Wormit called Ross Lamond, the natives very much enjoy racket sports and premature pussy.
The national anthem Ross Lamond has the proud line "Rossy got some Pussy, Rossy got some pussy na na na na". Once a stronghold of the Nazi regime it broke off after the second world war they denied all alleginances with the Nazi party despite the current leader being one of Hitler's former right hand men. Although nothing is proved most suspect they are still sympathisers. The president of Ross Lamond is a very blonde boy and is somewhat of a maggot yet his tyranical regime and weird pidgeon chest is feared throughout the land. The state of Ross Lamond has the highest number of milfs per capita of any country and has a fully established MILF hierarchy headed by the queen MILF known simply as I.D.A.L. however I.D.A.L. is getting on a bit and is losing her status as her hair has faded from prostitue yellow to hippie white. The same is true of her pubic hair. The location of Ross Lamond is famed, for its prime rolling chunder and bouts with toilet seats. It is well known that the Lamond nationals meeting point of choice is GHQ in Edinburgh, where big gay Bruce heads the meetings. As well as these meetings, big gay Bruce is also the head of culture, who enjoys lubricant parties and meeting strangers, despite going further than first base being outlawed in Ross Lamond.
In the state of Ross Lamond there is a limit on alcohol consumption as residents are not allowed more than one entire bottle of Coors Light however this is not a problem as most residents are utterly lasered after only a thimble full. The state of Ross Lamond, whose currency is the Whitey, enjoys a flourishing economic status, as the former leader of Ross Lamond is on 6 figures. As you can get 0.3 Whitey's to the Pound, Ross Lamond makes it a popular touist destination, especially for it's world renowned red light district (I.D.A.L.), and big gay Bruce for the poofters. The people of Ross Lamond are renowned for there wit, charm and humour however this is understood to be done as to compensate for a lack of penis length and girth. The minority state of Maasland, continue their talks with Ross Lamond to make a mutual agreement to take on Fattiesville in a battle of the dancefloor, and to get a blowy J round the back (stereotypical of the Ealand Isle.). The nation of Ross Lamond had a thriving music scene until recently when the people pussied out before their biggest performance leaving other more noble peoples on their own. Scrawnyness is valued in the land of Ross Lamond and thus no member of its society surpasses 8 stone in weight, apart from big gay Bruce, who's weight surpasses the whole weight of Ross Lamond, therefore earning him the name "Chubster". He also enjoys putting his hand up cows bottoms, it makes his hand warm on cold winter mornings. Compared to the other princes, president Whitey is a bit of a failure, as he is not going to Oxbridge/being a Doctor, what a gimp. This may seem like a simple and childish attack on the president of Ross Lamond however in a recent channel 4 survey president whitey was voted as the most monumental gimp in the known universe. The president of Andrewgoodiesville came second sparking conflict between the two neighbouring nations. The members of Ross Lamond have previously partaken in charity work, helping little kiddies with Saturday football, however this was soon stopped after paedophile allegations arose when big gay Bruce touched up the little boys, much to Gilby's displeasure. The people of Ross Lamond have a very high average stress level this is thought to be due to them all being uptight pricks or the fact that they all possess a chronic inability to masterbate for longer than 3.97 seconds. This was also featured in a channel 4 nationwide survey known as "How long do blonde pricks wank for". "People often contemplate the Lamond race as do gooders, rich people and MILFs, however they are much more interesting, and require further research", by the governing body of LBHJ (Louise Black's hand jobs).