User talk:Rwc/Ultraautorototorsiohelixspiralic wave

I feel that some clarification is needed about this article and its context.

Rationale and structure

The article is intended to illustrate a complete rubbish Theory Of Everything. It is meant to be completely unscientific. It has a name having nothing to do with its claims or phenomena "explained". It is completely inconsistent, with contradicting basic claims. It negates any need of proof, scientific literacy. It was my original intention to leave "explained" phenomena as stubs, with the only problem "solved" in a form of a simple pseudo-mathematical equation.

Now I see that there are some contributions about other "phenomena" - which might not be very bad.

Context

On a technology discussion board one guy appeared proposing his theory. First, he claimed that the Earth is hollow, then that planets are created from plasma ejections from the stars. Then he continued to propose that science knows nothing about gravitation and proposed his new "spiralic wave" theory.

We have posted links to Wikipedia and scientific articles as an attempt to show the main failures and illiteracy to this guy, but he only responded that a good scientist should not trust *any* source, and especially Wikipedia. This was also a motive to summarize his claims as a "theory in Wikipedia".

This guy has demonstrated complete incompetence in anything he was talking about. Nevertheless he even asked if someone could fund the construction of his "hollow Earth model" and "gravitator".

So I created this page as a satirical illustration of such "theory" and the "mad scientist" which developed it. It looks that my experiment was accepted very well in the forum, and its users found it funny and valuable. I would appreciate if this article was kept at least for some time, while the topic is still hot and alive in our minds.

Or perhaps, the article could be reworked so that ideas behind it would be more clear to a wider audience? Maybe we could find some form that exposed the satire in a more obvious way?