User talk:Profbarkingmad

Stevie Spielburg has baught the rights (rites?) to John Wyndham's legendary sci-fi novel - CHOCKY Where SETI failed.....blah, blah, u know what's coming!

Did you see that video of Dave Cameron monged of his head at an acid house party in 1988? Of course, the torys deny it - what idiots, don't they realise that they'd get more votes if they simply told the truth -

 - that their 'leader' was a totally munted beast bunny on Eees?

Anyway, given the debacle that 'politics' has become, I think this is the perfect time for a truly lunatic dictator (and I don't mean Churchill, though Special Brew was a great invention!)

Basically, an engineer (have you read 'The Difference Engine'yet?)

I keep getting stalked by the re-incarnation of Lady Ada lovelace Byron but she just wants to play poker - no names mentioned but you know exactly who I'm on about.

I've been nagging Obama (fool to let me into the Whitehouse website!) to expand Nevada Solar One to one hundred miles square - enough electricity for the whole of the USA - the rest of the world will follow.

I have to do it for my children - I was sent to assassinate you all - but - the Angel saw that the daughters of men were fair!

Also, if some nerd-head hasn't already thoght of this one, how about - 'UNCYCLOPEDIA - THE MOVIE'! Starring Chuck Norris, Adolf Hitler and Tom Cruise - directed by Ali.G from a screenplay by Hunter S.Thompson based on the best-selling novel co-written by JK Rowling and Dan Brown?