User talk:PrivateEye
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Multiple accounts[edit source]
Okay, so, I'm not going to sugar coat this - I know you have been using multiple accounts for reasons you shouldn't have been, such as writing vanity.
However, I am willing to give you a chance to do right on this account and only this account. What I mean by this is that if you write any vanity articles, or copy and paste jobs from Wikipedia (like your Ariana Grande article that has since been deleted), you will be permanently blocked on sight.
I strongly advise that you have a read of the Beginner's Guide, about Uncyclopedia and the five pliers of Uncyclopedia to get yourself started.
I have faith in you, do not let me down. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 15:52, 17 February 2019 (UTC)