User talk:Pman

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Hello, Pman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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• Beginner's Guide
• Help Pages
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Again, Welcome!   ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:00, September 25, 2010 (UTC)