User talk:PhilHenderson
Fucking Humpty Dumpty the whining Losing Prick!!
So I get this email from this Loser in Life Shit it's not the first one this dickwadd has sent...
he goes by many many names...
Here's a few ( he's creative as you can tell)
"Humpty Dumpty" email address fxopenone@yahoo.com
"." (yeah he's creative) csprod11@yahoo.com
"Lee Helton" crunchingly325@yahoo.com
And the killer (his real email address - as if we wouldn't realise) america2inc@gmail.com
Here's the Humpty Dumpty email ... most recent...
How is my “Good Friend” Phil today?
Me? I’m doing GREAT!, thank you … I just won the pool that we set-up to predict
when the wheels would start coming off your “Steal from the Newbies” wagon.
I just received your most
recent pearls of wisdom …. WOW!
Unfortunately, you kept babbling-on and babbling-on for more than 600 words tryingto explain why your stuff doesn't make money for anyone except the low-lifes whosell it to idiot newbies.
All you really needed to say
was:
This is the beginning of my
‘Swan Song’. Look forward to more emails from me
explaining why everything that I have told you in the past was wrong … and why everythingthat I tried to sell you in the past was nothing but rehashed garbage designed to besold to gullable idiots like you ... however, my Good Friend xxxx has just released thissecret system that will turn one pound of horse-shit into two pounds of gold bullion in 24 hours, bla, bla, bla, ... all for $19.95.
Well, now that phase-one is
complete, we’ve started a new pool to predict
when we will no longer hear from you at all, i.e. you’ll be completely out of business ….I think I'll win that one also.
If it’s any conciliation to
you, I’ll use part of my pool winnings to buy a round of drinks in your honor …
thanks again.
Till your next babbling
excuse and/or moronic sales-pitch ...
I remain,
One of Your Countless Good Friends
P.S. Before you push the 'send' button on your next batch of spam messages, please
have a native English speaker review it for grammar and spelling ... thanks