User talk:P0550M PI3
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, P0550M PI3, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Apparent Vanity Policy Violation[edit source]
I'd like to inform you that the article you wrote, "Alexander Sarra-Davis", was likely in violation of our vanity policies. It has since been deleted, and if it (or any other article you might write) is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive, at the least, a 1-week block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here--that will get you an instant one-month ban. If you believe I'm mistaken (and there's a good chance I could be), please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:47, 22 February 2008 (UTC)