User talk:Obasanjo

Alejandro "Dumbass" Liu (45 BCE - Present day) became president of Nigeria after assasinating his elder brother Nicholas Curr. After usurping the throne from Nick Curr, he then went on to invade the kingdom of Harry Azcrack. Although you may know him by his legal name, "Obasanjo", you may also recognize the more formal titles "Koolaidria", and "EWWW, that guy".

Alejandro is Michael Jackson's iligitimate father, and alleged lover. The two were found canoodling immediately before the presidential election.

Known Associates:

OJ Simpson, George W. Bush, Patrick Star, The Devil, The Super devil, Marilyn Manson, The Resurrected Spirit of Patrick Swayze, Dakota Fanning, New Jersey,

Alejandro's diet varies between unborn foetuses and KFC, which he owns 51% shares of. Obasanjo has 786 children, named Africa, Africa junior, Africa junior junior, and so on.

After an episode of severe stomach cancer that turned out to be gas, Alejandro left the buddhist temple he grew up in to start his own chain of Fried Chicken. After being a successful business partner to the Great Colonel Sanders, he invested his profits equally between Christian Children's Fund of Canada, and their sister organization, Hooters.

Obasanjo's birth name is "Harold". But after being accused of being a gaylord multiple times, he elected to change his name to the slightly less homosexual "Alejandro Liu".

Alejandro's recent affair with oprah winfrey and all four of the wiggles caused him to seek out politics as a social revitalization.

In his free time Alejandro enjoys long walks on the beach, whaling, ritualistic human sacrifice, and stamp collecting.

When not in his native country of Nigeria, Obasanjo may be found at such places as the Home Depot, Al Qaeda HQ, and House of Chung, as well as Alfonzo's gay bar (exclusively on karaoke nights)

Including the above mentioned venues, he can be reached at the following email addresses:

plzDontH8me@hotmail.com

electroalejandrorex@gmail.com

gAyPrIdE@yahoo.com

2_6_E_4_U@hotmail.com

On Sundays he spends his time between visiting the vatican and Pedofiles Anonymous.

Alejandro's native tongue is undecided, and is likely a mixture of Mandarin, English and those weird clicking sounds Africa seems so fond of.

Most Recent achievements:

Wore big boy pants, Brought sexy back, Disproved gravity, Reproved gravity, Lost sexy again.

Following Woodstock, and after killing several Gypsies in a drunken rage, Alejandro was cursed with a terrible odour that has to this day killed 911 people. We believe this number is no coincidence. Police apprehended Alejandro after luring him into the police van using a mixture of tranquilizers and gummy bear appendages. After resisting arrest, he was stabbed in the face, after which he died from a combination of the flu and whatever Michael J. Fox has. There were no survivors.