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Vandaler, gamle germanske folk som er forbundet med meningsløs ødeleggelse av hans sekk Roma i 455 Genseric kongen av opplysningstiden, ble Roma idealisert, men goterne og vandalene fikk skylden for IKT tuhoa.Vandaalit ikke være mer ødeleggende enn andre inntrengere gammel, er målet å inspirere engelsk poeten John Dryden å skrive, Till gotere og vandaler, frekk nordlige rase, ble alle makeløse monumenter ødelagt (1694) lansert. laget i 1794 av Henri Grégoire hærverk, ble biskop i Blois, som beskriver ødeleggelsen av den franske kunsten vallankumouksen.Termi raskt adoptert over hele Europa. Dette nye konseptet er bruk av farge, er det viktig å forstå vandalene fra senere senantikken til eksisterende populariteten til ideen om at den barbariske smaken av en avhendingsgruppe. [2]

"I pity this fool"
-Mr. T on Steve the Fag

"One Should not run into this faggot, he will rape your ass."
-Hitler on Steve the fag

"In soviet Russia, ANUS rapes STEVE!"
-Russian Reversal on Fag the Steve

"He is a gay faggot who takes it up in the ass." Even Grues run away from him.
-Oscar Wilde on Steve the Fag

Steve is the black-clothed guy at the left of Hitler.

Steve the Fag, or The Steve Who rapes you in teh ass, is a gay faggot, a sex maniac, and a Loser who is even worse than you. He is a known sex criminal, a kitten huffer, and a nazi. One should avoid him at ALL costs or they will lose their virginity and their nuts and become a gay faggot themselves. He is the top enemy of grues because he is so gay that even Grues Won't pwn him.

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Early History

Nobody knows how Steve the Fag was born, But he is The known son of Lucario and Gardevoir, The two gayest pokemon in the world, which may explain his obsession of sexing with pokemon and Your Mom, which is clearly a Lesbian. When he was five years old he had his first gay sex with Ash and he thought it was enjoyable. At twelve years old he huffed his first kitten, served with chocolate powder, After he huffed his first kitten, he became insane, and become a sex maniac."EAAVeRY1 sHYUT Up,I HavwEe to zgshghjbdnziggyziggyzag"He said,while fucking his daughter.

Teenage years

At fifteen years old, he went to Germany and encountered the aryan nazi party, one of the greatest nazi parties in Germany at that time. One of the members was Chuck Norris, which identified him as prime caniditate of the nazi gay prosti-whores, serving for pure aryans. he then had 99999 gay hot orgy sexyness in 6 years, famous customers include Your Mom (Which became one of his regular customers), Kanye West, Arceus, Satan (He likes to have hot gay sex anyway) and Gay Luigi(I don't know who the hell he is). He has also huffed 555555 kittens, and became a Nazi Jedi.

Gay Luigi after having sex with steve. Her baby was The pope.

At 17 years old, he joined the space jedi war against Wikia and won, killing over 10000000000 fanboys with his gayness, (All the fanboys die upon seeing him.) Which caused the defeat of wikia inc. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE IVE BEEN TRAPPED HERE FOR 63 YEApenis haha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARS PLEASE FUCKING FREE ME I CANT TAKE IT ANY MOREBert stares in disbelief as the man who was threatening to jump from the roof of a building actually did the backflip Ernie had requested. He then challenged Chuck Norris in a sex battle, but lost because chuck norris's cock was 9 feet tall.

Rise to fame

When he is 34 years old, The Aryan Nazi Party declared war on the grue galactic empire. over 9000 soldiers and nazi stormtroopers died because of the terrifying 1337 hax0r Grue, which can shoot laser beams from his mouth.

The 1337 hax0r Grue pwning nazi troopers and jedis.

But however when it saw Steve, it died because of Steve's pure gayness. He then had a rematch with Chuck Norris when he was 38 years old, and he won because now his anus was 5 feet wide due to his many gay sexes. He then became the fuhrer due to the fact that he can win chuck norris in a sex war. When he was 45 years old, He pwned the Grue Galactic Empire himself, and became the public enemy of Grues. at 55 years old, he had pwned Oprah's army of Ku Klux Klan Godslayers with his Massive cock, which shoots Sticky cum, the Ku Klux Klan Godslayer's weakness (They hate semen contaminating their holy white robes.). He also became the champion of Machamp Fucking prix of 3458 AD.

Steve the Fag, after pwning Oprah's Ku Klux Klan Godslayers.

Now...

Rumors say he is dead due to AIDS because he had gay sex with Chris Redfield, but this is impossible as he is the only person immune to it. again, due to his pure gayness. In fact he just crashed Wikipedia in 9999 AD with his gay powers killing all the rollbacks and admins.

Trivia

• His idol is god-hitler, the first leader of the aryan nazi party.
• His greatest weakness is lolis, but nobody figured out that.
• His secret lover is you.
• He is public enema number 1 for grues.
• He has made over 99999999999999 people lost his virginity.
• He definetly can defeat Chuck Norris in terms of pure gayness.
• He has pwnt over 9000 noobs in a single round of counterstrike.
• Despite his gayness, George Bush doesn't care about him.
• When he appears, all people in 999 kilometers run away, flowers wilt,clouds go away,and even the sun hides away from him.
• Even god runs away from him.
• His favourite kitten variant is the orange kitten. It fucks him up real good.
• He will not die for huffing kittens.
• AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!

See also

• Kitten Huffing
• Gay
• Nazi
• Hitler
• Your Mom
• Gay Luigi

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