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An alternative Black Thetan Goals:
Black Garbage Bag Goals[edit source]
The Black Garbage Bag Goals, also known as the Glad Implants, were implanted between "390 trillion trillion years to 370 trillion trillion years ago". According to Hubbard, they were "in a meadow, surrounded by overstuffed black garbage bags with a stoney-faced "man in white" who spouted marketing nonsense at the at the trapped thetan". The goals included such things as "To Not become Angry, To become Happy" and so on.