User talk:Nidkap
Say, you wouldn't happen to be one of these people would you? If so, your article may still be redeemable. If not, please read the following links, and keep in mind that pure racism is generally not considered funny around here.
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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You're ahead of the curve[edit source]
Because you have written a full article. Granted, it will be destroyed and shredded, and its electronic pieces will drift until they become a part of a star some years hence, but you are able to put words together in coherent sentences, so yeah, ahead of the curve. Your approach to the subject matter seemed to lack subtlety, which is needed with something like that, and good natured humor. The only people who can write really funny racist humor aren't racist but lovers of all life and the many realms of existence that it tucks it furry little nose into. Please read some of the stuff above in the overly-long welcome template(s) we seem to have here, and study some of the featured pages for style and how humor is presented here, and you then may actually vote to delete your page yourself! Welcome, and nice meeting you. Keep writing, and you will find you will learn many many things here. Enjoy!!! Aleister 21:30 26 12