User talk:Mrmofoman
BAMAGE[edit source]
Background[edit source]
There is a common misconception that the term bamage is used as a derogatory term for those with brain damage. Cleaver yea, Brain dAMAGE. Another form of the patronisation that will most probebely occur throughout the duration of this piece.
The term bamage was first conned by the modern day Inca’s. where ledged has it that whilst they were creating the funniest video in the world when one of the women fell off a cliff and landed legs spread open on a hill which when plied off with a huge sledge hammer and a shovel with we know today as Mt Everest.
The World’s Funniest Video[edit source]
Top futuristic scientists were chosen to recreate the past and decipher the only known artefact which can be seen here after years of doing sod all they randomly came up with this bad boy.
Scientific mumbo jumbo[edit source]
Quoted from NHS online "it is like this.
Brutal[edit source]
According to Weird Asia News a “19 year-old college student named Yang, was at a local centre square in the Henan Province of China in August of 2007. She went with some friends to enjoy the day and see the musical water fountain show.” “Yang and her friends were allegedly playing in the water fountain area and enjoying the light burst of water that would spray them when all of a sudden Yang was struck by a powerful burst of water that threw her up into the air. After the fall, Yang experienced extreme stomach pains and was bleeding badly. She was immediately taken to the hospital to undergo medical care.” “The doctor said that the fountains water pressure had torn her vagina and damaged her intestines. During the following 7 months, Yang received 3 surgeries to repair the damage, which left her some pretty bad scars. Yang is suing the owners of the fountain for around $24,500 in damages." this is what one could call 5th degree bamaging
Some Say....[edit source]
These are local legends of rumours to which on one can prove but none one can comprehend just so what scale we are talking about
Some say is Charlie’s chocolate factors
Some say there is only one way out...and it’s up?
Some say they will never bind bin Larden in there
Some say it cannot touch watch because of the potential sponge effect
Some say it doubles up as a sleeping bag
Some say that by only looking at the hair you will turn into stone
Some say Longleat maze was based on it
Some say we are in it like a matrix paradox
I think you get it.....
References[edit source]
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