User talk:Misteryukimura
Lookie here it's Fresh Meat![edit source]
Hello, Misteryukimura, and welcome to the greatest encyclopedia on the web! Thank you for registering! It could get pretty lonely here....and NO ONE likes new meat...so you will have to EARN your place, EARN your food. If we say jump, you say "how high". If we smell an INCH of insolence, expect your butt to be thrown into the bottomless pit of fire. So to make sure you don't become a butt face, read these important guides:
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Get luck, fresh meat. --Kingkitty 05:52, 6 July 2007 (UTC)