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How to: Eat a Cacti back wards

Have you ever thourght, hmmm... I wouldn't mind doing something crazy right about now in your class room? Or ever at work, or place where you are kept in solitary confinement (alothough being at work and solitary confinement are not different, just calling it work makes it sound better. And has less of tedency to drive people insane, or even worse, sane).

Have you ever considered eating something backwards? That is thourght "could I actually shove this plant or innanimate object, up my rectum and digest it and crap it out my mouth?" Or even shove you deficate back up there and let it work backwards so that, that oh-to-good-meal that some ugly old sweaty maid made you, be brought back somehow thourgh reverse digestion so that you can eat it again?

Well think no more (thats if you ever consider thinking that is, in which case we suggest that you don't or it is likely that you COULD discover that this world is as... Mucked up as people make it out to be). Anyway back on track, if you have ever wondered just how you would be able to eat a cacti using your arse, look no further! Because this Article will have none of the answers of which you seek. (Because if it did have the answers that you seek then we would have to list all the of answers to any questions that your stupid mind decided to dream up at any given time. Not only would or could this drive us to be mentally stable which is a dreaded thourght indeed but would also consume vast amounts of time, and since the recession everything costs something now doesn't it? I had to buy more air this morning... And also if all your questions were answered in life, then why would you need to live? It would be unnessicary because you would know everything that is going to happern, and that has ever happened for that fact).