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Huff the Magic Kitten was the name of a hamster[1] owned by Peter Paul and Mary. It was fed only hominy since it was a hamsten. Thats what baby hamsters are called right? Kitten, Puppen, Hamsten. Whel[2] since this is an UnArticle[3], it is UnSo. Huff the magic kitten00

10 Reasons PP&M switched to Puff/Dragon[edit source]

  1. Drugs
  2. thet Forgot
  3. Pop Jacko
  4. David Letterman Top Ten Lists
  5. They were really high on the drugs
  6. Mary was having her excuse time
  7. Paul did it
  8. Peter did too

The magical gumdrop forest[edit source]

There was a magic place out back where they played with the hamster until he was eaten byu a giant eagle. But because they were so high they thought the eag;le was a dragon, and they thought an evil dragon ate their hamster Huff the magic Kitten.

aFTER T the hamster dfuneral, they went to get English Moffins, but settled for Garibaldi Biscuits instead, which suck.


original lyrics[edit source]

partially incomplete 

Huff the magic hamster Kitten lived with me
And frolicked in the autumn mist and ate some Homany
Little Jackie Coogan loved that rascal Huff
and brought him string Cheese, wax and other fancy stuff

Oh, Huff the magic dKitten lived with me
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Homany
Huff the magic kitton lived by the me
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Homany

See Also[edit source]

Links[edit source]


  1. ↑ random?
  2. ↑ Unapologetic speling errors (sic)
  3. ↑ self references

Huff the Magic Kitten was the name of a hamster[1] owned by Peter Paul and Mary. It was fed only hominy since it was a hamsten. Thats what baby hamsters are called right? Kitten, Puppen, Hamsten. Whel[2] since this is an UnArticle[3], it is UnSo.

Huff the magic kitten00

10 Reasons PP&M switched to Puff/Dragon[edit source]

  1. Drugs
  2. thet Forgot
  3. Pop Jacko
  4. David Letterman Top Ten Lists
  5. They were really high on the drugs
  6. Mary was having her excuse time
  7. Paul did it
  8. Peter did too

The magical gumdrop forest[edit source]

There was a magic place out back where they played with the hamster until he was eaten byu a giant eagle. But because they were so high they thought the eag;le was a dragon, and they thought an evil dragon ate their hamster Huff the magic Kitten.

aFTER T the hamster dfuneral, they went to get English Moffins, but settled for Garibaldi Biscuits instead, which suck.


original lyrics[edit source]

partially incomplete 

Huff the magic hamster Kitten lived with me
And frolicked in the autumn mist and ate some Homany
Little Jackie Coogan loved that rascal Huff
and brought him string Cheese, wax and other fancy stuff

Oh, Huff the magic dKitten lived with me
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Homany
Huff the magic kitton lived by the me
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Homany

See Also[edit source]

Links[edit source]


  1. ↑ random?
  2. ↑ Unapologetic speling errors (sic)
  3. ↑ self references
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