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User: InsertStephenHere[edit]

Possibly User: Sudux, based off of of how he immediately "jumped" into Uncyclopedia, similar interests. Seems strange he would go to VFH within minutes of being registered. Please run a CU check and report the results here. Thank you. --Gale5050 complain about me! 03:03, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

CU results: Not sus. No edits sharing an IP within the same CIDR /16 range. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  05:51am  January 1, 2021
Ah, ok. --Gale5050 complain about me! 14:23, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

Please contribute to Baked Potato[edit]

Trying to get a new featured article to end the 12 nights of potato. It is Baked Potato. Please contribute in whatever way you like (be bold, add new sections, change text, add images). Would like to get it featured as rapidly as possible. ShabiDOO 23:09, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

I kind of suck at writing, but I'll try my best. Thanks for trusting me enough to ensure that I won't end up sabotaging anything!
The Wikimedia Cookbook could also be a good source of inspiration. See: here. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:30pm  January 1, 2021
Totally useful edits. Feel free to add a section. Even if it is just an idea another writer could expand on it! ShabiDOO 23:47, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
Kev could you please close the nomination for paint brush please? ShabiDOO 07:14, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
Sure. I'll schedule it for VFH and Top 10 '20. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  

This page (honestly) really does not exist and if you dare to click on this link you will be sent into a black hole of endless nothingness where you will be tempted to edit pages that do not exist which will only get in you in even more trouble.[edit]

JJPMaster (talk) – contribs (newdel)edit-countblock (remlist)all logsgroups Accidentally recreated the page so please increase the protection to create=sysop level. Also, never needs to be created. --Gale5050 complain about me! 23:59, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

Recreated again by an IP at 00:15. --Gale5050 complain about me! 01:48, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Gave it the blessing of sysop protection. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:10am  January 2, 2021
Thanks. It's funny how the page's lifespan(s) began back in 2008 and came crashing down by the beginning of 2021. It recieved a semi create protection on December 19 which didn't do anything. Here is my screenshot version. --Gale5050 complain about me! 02:24, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
Screenshot 2021-01-01 at 9.22.38 PM.png
I would assume that someone must have shared an Uncyclopedia page linking to said article somewhere on social media. That's my only plausible guess as to why this phenomenon may be true. Otherwise, well.. there are other places to play "whack-a-user" too! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  
That would make sense.--Gale5050 complain about me! 02:32, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Paint Brush[edit]

Hi Kevin. By close I meant "withdraw" the feature. I'd like to work on it and try a second attempt for VFH. So you ought not to feature it (it hasn't gotten sufficient votes and there is enough constructive criticsm to warrant reworking it. Thanks! Also...you are more than welcome to collaborate on the article with me (especially formatting but also content). ShabiDOO 10:20, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Oh... hehe. I'll close the nomination w/o FA then. It still has a lot of potential, I'm sure! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  

Semi-serious question[edit]

Is there an equivalent of revdel or oversight on Uncyclopedia? JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 18:27, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

There is! A "revision deletion" system is used in a few cases here by administrators and bureaucrats, notably to hide IP addresses of users whom accidentally ended up logged out during an edit, or particularly flagrant cases of vandalism and/or spambottery. For example, the article "Information"'s history shows one edit that is rev-deleted: the edit was made by a spambot.
An oversight role is also present, but unlike Wikipedia, where there is a dedicated "oversight" role, the oversight permission is given to sysadmins (Uncyclopedia server hosts) such as Lyrithya. Just like Wikipedia, neither administrators nor (ordinarily) bureaucrats are unable to view an edit hidden by oversight. Oversight is very seldom used on Uncyclopedia; the only example that I can think of is Uncyclopedia's press release when it departed from Wikia in 2013, where it was used to hide the real-life identities of administrators Zombiebaron and Lyrithya.
Hope that clears things up! If you ever need a "revision deletion" edit to be made visible, feel free to ask an admin about it! If you need an article or an edit to be rev-deleted, feel free to ask an admin about it too! Don't bother asking about oversight though... it's very, very seldom used. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  06:36pm  January 2, 2021
@Kev: Makes sense, but now I realize that the sysadmin right actually refers to sysadmin in the sense of Wikimedia, instead of just "admin x3". JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 18:41, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
@JJPMaster: Kinda, but I forgot to mention... Bureaucrats can accord themselves the sysadmin right temporarily in order to meddle with these things too. Sysadmin status is more like an "Admin x2.5", if bureaucrat counts as "admin x2". Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  06:47pm  January 2, 2021
@Kev: And on that note, is there an equivalent of requests for undeletion or deletion review? JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 19:44, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
@JJPMaster: Usually, for undeletion, asking an admin on their talk page is the quickest way to have a page restored. Owing to Uncyclopedia's smaller size, there is no equivalent to a dedicated "deletion review" page (unlike Wikipedia). Undeletion criteria tends to be quite broad: even reasons as simple as "I want to see what this page used to look like" are fine. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:03pm  January 2, 2021
@Kev: nth question here: is there an equivalent of AN/I. Ban patrol is more like AIV in my opinion, because it is not a discussion page, but is there a discussion page with a similar purpose? JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 17:45, 3 January 2021 (UTC)
@JJPMaster: As of right now, there isn't really an equivalent... the easiest way to discuss about a problematic user is to directly ask an administrator on their talk page, or contact one of them via Discord. Often admins will have chats together talking about what would be an appropriate punishment for a given person. Feel free to also give warnings on users' talk pages, just like Wikipedia -- and contact the admins as much as you need! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  05:51pm  January 3, 2021
On a slightly unrelated note, can you hide the IP using RevDel on [1] as well as the edit summary on [2]. I decided I actually care about internet privacy and people not knowing my IP, and I hope this can reduce people knowing my exact geolocation. --Gale5050 complain about me! 19:48, 5 January 2021 (UTC)
It's been done. It took me some time to locate your question, so I would recommend leaving it at the bottom of the page instead (even though it is somewhat related)! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:36pm  January 5, 2021

Please give me AWB access[edit]

I said that I was going to try to use AWB, but I didn't realize that I need to be on the AWB CheckPage in order to be able to use it, and I would like you to add me to that list. Thank you! JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 19:22, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Alright, access has been granted. I would recommend against near-automated edits using AWB; if you wish to do so, please create a sockpuppet (2nd account) and ask a bureaucrat to designate it as a "flood" account! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:25pm  January 4, 2021

uw-generic4[edit]

Forgot to import that. Lol. See User talk:Sandbox for user warnings --Gale5050 complain about me! 01:34, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Fixed! I guess it just wasn't part of the category of pages that I was importing from.... Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  

Sandbox for user warnings[edit]

I'd like you to know that I have registered this account so as to prevent impersonation, so please indefinitely block it. Please turn off autoblock. JJP...MASTER![talk to]JJP... master? 21:23, 5 January 2021 (UTC)

Alrighty. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:41pm  January 5, 2021

Using a template not from the Template namespace[edit]

Hi, I have a small problem. On the page Instruction manual I have made a subpage to be the specialized section title. It is transcluded (so, {{Instruction manual/title}}). This worked perfectly in userspace, but when I moved it to mainspace, a Template: prefix was automatically added, meaning that the transcluded template became Template:Instruction manual/title, which of course does not exist. Is there a way to force the software to transclude a template not from the Template namespace? ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  12:23, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

@Hipponias: Try transcluding {{:Instruction manual/title}} (note the colon at the front)! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:26pm  January 6, 2021
Oh, thanks! ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  12:53, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Charlie Strapp and Froggy Ball Flying High[edit]

Might be wise to put into ICU. All categories are red linked and its short and with lots of redlinks. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:39, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

Also I found this crappy article as well. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:49, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
I'll perform it now. Thanks for bringing this to my attention! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:53pm  January 10, 2021

There ICU's are about to expire. I think they require deletion. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:51, 17 January 2021 (UTC)

Abuse filter question[edit]

How come some filters are "unappealable"? And how come some are? Also, shouldn't the template {{unblock|your reason here}} be there so they know how to appeal. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 01:38, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Unappealable filters are generally speaking, so precise that no one minus the intended target will be huffed. For example, filter 44 setects one specific website, and filter 66 detects one of 4 banned usernames. Unappealable means "the ip is banned for 3 months without talk page access". Basically, it's only when the likelihood of false positives is absolutely zero that it can be unappealable. That's why the more "general" filters, such as Viagra spam, are meant to be appealable. Blocked users can both request an unblock via freeform request or via the unblock template if it is appealable. Hopefully this clears things up. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  01:47am  January 12, 2021
What are the 4 banned usernames? What is the website? I am curious as I can't see them myself. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 01:58, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
So.... the website in question that's banned, not mentioning the TLD, is 17ebook; the banned usernames are SteffenSchoenhei, FlorenceMcClinto, TeresitaKnowlton, and EricaFitzgibbons. The first one, SteffenSchoenhei, hit the filter a grand total of 37 times so far (that's 37 IPs blocked!), so this is essentially the equivalent of an LTA filter on Wikipedia. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:51am  January 12, 2021
So, some abuse filters can have false positives(so therefore appealable), and a few are so narrow there is no collateral. But why aren't obvious users like "IAmASpamBot" or "Spambot" aren't blocked. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:56, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
It's because I, as well as most admins, tend to use a reactive approach to abuse filter creation, instead of a proactive one: instead of preventing all spambots before they can hit the filter, which takes much longer, new rules are created in order to fight back every extra spambot. So few spambots attempt to create "obvious" spambot accounts, choosing to all go with pseudo-real life nmaes (almost MLM style). Therefore, whenever a spambot somehow manages to slip past the filter, another rule is written to prevent that type of spambot from coming back; that's how the Viagra with cyanide, Academic fraud, and many other filters were born. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:16pm  January 12, 2021
"EricaFitzgibbons" is a real name of a doctor, and 17ebooks is a very dangerous website. But why those 4 names, and not other real names? I'm confused. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:33, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
It's simply because those came up most often in the abuse log, back when a filter disabling real-life-like names was active. Nowadays, the filter is basically no longer useful at all simply bevause of how Zombiebaron chose to disable the long name filter, which asked users to message an admin to have an account created under such a username. For short: once again, it's based on reactive measures. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:08pm  January 12, 2021

ICU[edit]

Please see CAT: ICU-some have expired. Thanks! --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:04, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Thanks! Huffing the expired ones now. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:16pm  January 13, 2021
Speaking of ICU, may be wise to put in Hebrew Lessons --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:28, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
'Tis done. It translates to some metahumor, but even then it still is slightly lackluster, and uses offensive instead of proper jokes. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:40pm  January 21, 2021
Also, please delete [[File:Nogliki 2021.jpg]]-orphaned for 9 days --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:58, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
Got it! FYI, you can use [[:File:Example.png]] to directly link to a file without having the file appearing, without the nowiki tags. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:13pm  January 14, 2021
Hipsjumping, X-ray, The Ten Commandments of the Soviet Union and Timelapse all have ICUs expired.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:40, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Taking care of it now. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:30am  January 16, 2021
And please put Rigged in ICU. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:39, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
....and done. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:43pm  January 16, 2021

Protection request on Template:Banned-default[edit]

Indefinite full protection: No reason to be edited by anyone. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 23:58, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

@JJPMaster: It's protected. If only redwarn could spam me below and not above.... Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  01:30am  January 14, 2021

Your 13 second block of me[edit]

Hi, I read your message and understand what you mean by the warning. But please don’t block me for 13 seconds. It’s pointless and I was sleeping. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 14:30, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

Just let it go. It was a joke. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  14:46, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
That I kind of see. How come you haven’t been home banned lol? I see users like Y and even Kev get home banned. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:13, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Oh well. Hipponias, stand still! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  08:20pm  January 15, 2021

Forgot to feature Among Us?[edit]

Remember? It's January 15. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:15, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

DPL fucked up. "Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results.". Fixing now. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:05pm  January 15, 2021

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Among Us (1.1st nomination)[edit]

Ya botched the score. It's really 8 (8/0). LOL!--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:42, 16 January 2021 (UTC)

Fix heading your way. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:44pm  January 16, 2021

Two things[edit]

  1. File:Ihre Hosen sind so gut.jpg needs deletion. Unused after 7 days. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:50, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
  2. There are a lot of QVFD articles that need attention. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:50, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
Taking care of all of it now. Just gotta get that huffing cone ready. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:02pm  January 17, 2021

End the top 10 vote?[edit]

No one has edited for 8 days, so it's likely that everyone who wants to vote has already done so. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  16:43, 17 January 2021 (UTC)

No reason to rush it either. I'll put a reminder on a few user's pages as well. ShabiDOO 20:01, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year says "Winner will be announced... uh... the end of January maybe? Details are sketchy at this point." I kinda assumed the same would apply for Forum:Vote Top 10 of 2020 and Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year as well. But Shabidoo and Kev would know better. MrX blow me 21:40, 17 January 2021 (UTC)
I'm probably going to end it on February 7th... that's the first Sunday of February, and as such most people whom have already voted Top 10 '20 will get to see the results of the vote. I was going to end it earlier, but I delayed it since Kippy objected to it. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:43pm  January 17, 2021
On an unrelated note, can you add some links to this policy page I made? I would do it myself, but nearly every other policy page is protected, so I can't edit them. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  10:15, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
I'll take care of it whereever necessary. I'm kind of busy right now but I'll do it within the next twenty-four hours. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  01:04pm  January 18, 2021

Indentured[edit]

Please put in ICU. Thanks! --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:26, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

The article seems pretty good, so I gave it a Construction tag instead. If within 7 days nothing happens, still huffing. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:57pm  January 18, 2021

BLP[edit]

Ok, so you said I could only revert edits/QVFD articles that are blatant spam, advertising or vandalism. What about BLP? Yea this is a humour encyclopedia, but shouldn't we take care. (And if not, please huff Template: uw-biog1, Template:uw-biog2, Template: Uw-biog3, Template: uw-biog4 and template: uw-biog4im.) --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:08, 18 January 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, we're here to write comedy, not policy. We do not have the same legal concerns as Wikipedia. Almost every single article we have about a living person contains a plethora of what they call BLP violations. We call them jokes. MrX blow me 23:09, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
TL;DR: If it's a BLP and it has no humor whatsoever, OR only has an {{infobox person}} with no other text, it counts as spam. However, if it is a genuine attempt to talk about a person in a humorous light, then ask me or another UN:AA for an ICU or construction tag instead. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:11pm  January 18, 2021
Sorry wrong templates for you to huff lemme fix. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:15, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
And what I meant was more on the lines of "grossly insulting, degrading, or offensive material". Not ordinary BLP(that's encouraged), but severe. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:15, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
Severe BLPs, of course. Especially self-promotional ones. In three words: fuck those spambots. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:17pm  January 18, 2021
I don't understand. What constitutes "grossly insulting, degrading, or offensive material" that we wouldn't allow on here? MrX blow me 23:34, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
"In September 2017, Trump f**ked with Hurricane Maria, causing it to steer away from the US and hit Puerto Rico", while it is somewhat funny, is also extremely degrading. On Wikipedia, it would be revision deleted under RD2. Yes this isn't wikipedia but it still shouldn't be allowed to stand. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:52, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
I feel that should absolutely be allowed to stand. What article is that in? MrX blow me 23:54, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
I'll give a short answer: if it attacks another user, or derives its humor from a means so unrealistic and nonhumorous that it could be considered insulting to people who normally would laugh at such a thing, it probably is part of that. So... for the statement Gale said, it could be rewritten as: "Trump threw a tantrum so loud that it forcibly steered Hurricane Maria towards Puerto Rico, and away from the continental United States." Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:57pm  January 18, 2021
Ah, ok. And just as a quick side note, Maria did bring 40mph winds to NC and killed 4 due to rip currents.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 23:58, 18 January 2021 (UTC) The message was actually posted at 23:59, 18 January 2021 (UTC)
I definitely understand not attacking another user, but I feel like sentences similar to that Trump Hurricane Maria thing are all over Uncyc, even those about people/events that resulted in tragedies. MrX blow me 00:05, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
It's Uncyclopedia. If the article is redeemable, changing it is always better than deletion. Even though we're anti-stub, in a way, existing articles shouldn't be huffed lest a good reason exists. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:11am  January 19, 2021
I want to recreate Dorian, but I wanna see if the article can be restored first. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:39, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Please recreate Hurricane Dorian[edit]

So I can fix it. This is a horrible time to request thumbsucker but I think I could pump some good energy into it. Look at my creations of Hurricane Harvey and Hurricane Irma. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:36, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Unhuffing now. Have fun! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:54am  January 19, 2021

Copyvio[edit]

If an edit is an obvious copyvio, can I revert it? They must be taken seriously and should be revisiondelwted once detected. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:02, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Only if it is EXTREMELY obvious - in that case, please leave a message on my talk page citing/linking the work that the Uncyclopedia image or text is stealing. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:22pm  January 19, 2021
Yeah, I'll also give the diff to be RevDel'ed. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:49, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Alright, just let me know. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  05:23pm  January 19, 2021

Gale5050, talk page etiquette[edit]

Please take a look at the recent history of Gale5050's talk page and my talk page. No, I'm not asking for a block again, but please give Gale5050 another warning. Hopefully he'll listen. MrX blow me 15:41, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

You said the last time I was able to edit WP, which I technically could, but is inaccurate. In any case, a good faith effort to change semi-inaccurate information should probably be covered in the uw-tpv series, so I can see what level.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:19, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
I'll look into it now. It might take some time (I'm kind of busy right now), but if a warning is warranted I'll probably leave one (most likely a L3 or L4). Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:25pm  January 19, 2021
Probably an L2 or L3. It was a minor correction when I then signed it. L4 assumes a bad faith intent...--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:37, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Changing someone else's words is bad faith. MrX blow me 17:19, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Agreed. I'm still trying to "go preventative than punitive", so I threw in a L3 warning. Further violations on Gale's end will result in even more sanctions and/or temp blocks. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  05:28pm  January 19, 2021

Please revision delete[edit]

[3] because it reveals there a minor.— Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 17:49, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

That wasn't part of the relevant three categories of "edits you may revert", just saying. But still, thanks for mentioning. Please avoid reverting unless it is part of those three categories; let me know if you want another revert done, instead of requesting it yourself.

Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  05:53pm  January 19, 2021

Yes it isn’t, but I figured it’s best to err on the side of caution and IAR to protect someone. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:03, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Sorry if I missed something, is there an age requirement here? And for the record, that user page did not state that anyone was a minor by any definition that I'm aware of. Either way, is this user page a problem? MrX blow me 18:05, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Probably yeah. Please enable email so I can tell you without posting publically. Teenager = minor. I’ll request oversight on his WP page. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:11, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Tell me what? Teenager does not always mean minor. And Gale5050, you've been well aware of Whytheonlyone's user page for a long time. MrX blow me 18:13, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Yeah but I didn’t notice it. You’re right and it should be RevDeled. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:14, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Again, listen. I did not say that it should be revdeled, I'm simply asking. And I do not believe that you didn't notice it. You made a very minor edit near the bottom of the infobox. I do not believe that you didn't notice an entire item near the top. MrX blow me 18:16, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
Selective blindness? Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:20, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

In any case please revisiondelete [4] and then remove that box saying his age. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:43, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

I'll just state it real quick: Uncyclopedia does not have any de jure age requirement. However, its contents are de facto 13+, 16+ or 18+ depending on the page. Disclosing your age is a very bad idea, anywhere on the internet, so as such I would strongly recommend avoiding doing so. The only use I can really see for putting your age on the internet is on dating sites. And yeah, revdeling now. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  06:49pm  January 19, 2021
Actually, granted how the page has not been tinkered with in quite some time, I'll ask them via talk page. It's not illegal to share your age on Uncyclopedia. It's just not recommended. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  06:54pm  January 19, 2021
They have not edited since November 18. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:59, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
I'll revdel it in 7 days if no reply is heard. As for now, the date has already been removed.

Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  07:00pm  January 19, 2021

Of the Year awards[edit]

Yo, sorry to keep pestering you, and I hope this doesn't look like I'm campaigning for votes, but Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year is fully protected so only admins can vote. Also, while that award project page and Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year both say that the winners will be announced at the end of January probably/maybe, perhaps we could make them both end February 8th? In line with the Top 10? Just some thoughts. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:11, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

@MrX: I've unlocked WoTY, and both UoTY and WoTY now mention February 8th. Don't worry, the page wasn't meant to be protected in the first place! So... 'tis done. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:10pm  January 20, 2021
Cool, thanks. MrX blow me 16:17, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
No problem! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:52pm  January 20, 2021

Please delete[edit]

Talk: This page (honestly) really does not exist and if you dare to click on this link you will be sent into a black hole of endless nothingness where you will be tempted to edit pages that do not exist which will only get in you in even more trouble. as main page is deleted (enwiki G8) and please salt the talk page with create = sysop as no need for it and it may cause trolling. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:34, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

@Gale5050: Honestly, I think I'll allow this to stand. I changed it into a soft redirect for Irony, after the fact that it shouldn't exist but does too, and it is now sysop protected. Just another (rarely used) exception to WP-G8. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:11pm  January 20, 2021

Please archive[edit]

The Zeneca nomination from VFD. Deleted by Cat as ICU expired.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:49, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

Archived and done! Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  04:52pm  January 20, 2021

User:LucyStonham[edit]

Please delete. Borderline harassement/vandalism by disruptive editor who by this point needs a stern warning to stop test editing. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 21:16, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

I have deleted the page. However, I feel that a ban wouldn't be appropriate as per UN:BITE (it's the first time they performed this specific type of thing), so I left them a reminder (L2 equiv) instead. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  09:26pm  January 20, 2021
Ok, lets hope they stop, or else pretty soon an L4 is gonna need to be dropped. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 22:13, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
Wikipedia often blocks by the fifth warning... I think 4 times is fair enough by Uncyclopedian standards. We'll see how it goes. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:27pm  January 20, 2021
On Wikipedia, normally it is L1, L2, L3, L4, block. Sometimes a level is skipped. In this case, this is there 3rd/4th warning. Therefore, I believe that an L3 or L4 is necessary. They were already given a final warning by Hipponias, so an L2 is definitely a little leniant. I will be monitoring there contributions. They are definitely pushing a ban. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 00:04, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
Creating pages like what they created is a very common noob mistake, so I'll let it slip. If a truly repeating pattern of vandalism develops, I'll leave a stern warning, and if it continues I'll proceed with any means necessary. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  12:36am  January 21, 2021

How to add things with CSS[edit]

How should I add something into a page with custom CSS? I actually know little about CSS. I only know how to mess up a page with it. And, for making a custom CSS for Newpedia layout, I need to add things onto the page. --Jabberwock (talk) 11:43, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

I code a bit and I'm pretty sure you can't add HTML elements to a page with pure css. You'll need Javascript for that (although I don't know how). ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  11:56, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
Well, I think that common.css could specify to not show anything with a specific CSS class, and then your skin (in a CSS file) can instruct to override that... and then you can use div and span elements, defining its class to the hidden one. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  02:40pm  January 21, 2021

Uw-spambot[edit]

I was thinking making a new template, uw-spambot. This would be the equivalent of a Level 4, where if it’s a false positive, we’d see. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:22, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Honestly, it's typically unnecessary since spambots are generally one-hit-KO'd for 3 months (IP addresses) or infinite (registered new users). I just updated {{Uw-spam4im}} for Uncyclopedia, so feel free to use that as an alternative. Additionally, I feel that adding such a template would be difficult, since it would require modifying Redwarn. However, since there ARE scenarios where it may be needed, especially with users with more than 10 edits having their accounts compromised, I copied the aforementioned template to Template:Uw-spambot; feel free to modify it as needed. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  03:28pm  January 21, 2021
Yes, but in a case like Jarl Jensen, it may be appropriate to do that as they may not know its bad. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 18:55, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
Alrighty. I feel like most cases of spam that do make it through the filter are human spambots, in which case uw-spam 1 through 4 make more sense (with 4im for egregious cases). Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:05pm  January 21, 2021

VFD[edit]

I think That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night needsto go in VFD, its short and unfunny. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:02, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

And I think Beak Lion, based on consensus, should be kept, due to the 5-2 vote(so, 71% consensus), and the fact it was open since October. Anyone who wanted to vote, could. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:12, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
The article seems fairly old, but granted its low quality I'll throw it in, and vote "rewrite" with an abstention. We'll see how it goes. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  10:09pm  January 21, 2021
And I just archived two articles on vfd that were kept. Kev𝔎𝔢𝔳  11:00pm  January 21, 2021