User talk:Jess2011

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Hello, Jess2011, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Again, Welcome!   ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:33, September 11, 2011 (UTC)