User talk:Howrutoday
The Commander In Chimp[edit source]
The Commander in Chimp is better known as George W. Bush is the only human being that proves the theory of evolution to be true due to his stunning resemblance to a monkey. However, the Commander in Chimp's IQ is much lower than that of the average primate, This is why it is still the theory of evolution and not "The Fact of Life That Happens to be Called Evolution." The Commander in Chimp is actually a pawn of the evil Head Primate also known as Dick Cheney. Being a pawn of the Evil Monkey-Like Corporation, the Commander in Chimp has been convinced that everything he does is perfectly justified and intelligent. The Commander in Chimp's current approval rating of 34 percent begs to differ.
Shunning[edit source]
The Species of Chimps has recently shunned the Commander in Chimp for they did not wish to be digraced by his low intelligence. They have also declared that the Commander in Chimp a new species. This is due to his surprisingly low IQ.
Knife Fight With Leader Chimp[edit source]
The Commander in Chimp was angered by the decistion that he was too stupid to be a chimp and challenged the Leader Chimp to a knife fight. The Leader Chimp accepted this and the fight was scheduled a few months from then on a boat outside of International Waters. On Febuary 31, 2006, a day that was soon to become a red letter day in American History, the Leader Chimp shoved his knife in the Commander in Chimp, ending his life.
Effects of Presidency[edit source]
The Commander in Chimp, despite his lack of intelligence, set an example for others to follow after the end of his presidency. His example showed that only smart people should be elected into office. Many thought that the Government needed to get in touch with the commom people so they wanted a stupid president to which they could relate. Sadly this was not a good idea. We now know that we should have a smart president that doesn't get along well with the common folk and not a monkey like person that does.