User talk:Hindleyite/The Nomming Spirit

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Dear Hindleyite Sir/Madam,

I'm in a good mood (mostly because of the viagra I've been injecting via syringe) and feel like nomming stuff. This only happens every once in a while (much like Tiger attacks) and thus you should not pass up this oppurtunity. In summation, I want to nom some of your crap. I was thinking maybe HowTo: Learn Guitar but I'm worried it's too...how do you say..."chocked full of junk" and also really long. Even though the intelligent voters (read: stupid idiots) nommed Wicker Man, I feel like they'll see how long it is and not read it; afterall, I saw how long it was and didn't read it too (read: I'm a stupid idiot). I'm not a quitter though, so I'm eventually going to re-nom it. I've noticed your User:Hindleyite/HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power article and think it's quite good as well. Is this for PLS though?

Yours above the waist, --Anyone 18:13, 25 January 2007 (UTC) 

--Anyone 18:13, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Dear Anyone,

I welcome your request. I would very much appreciate any nommings, but yes, the political thing is for PLS. However, I do have Custom Degrees which I have been meaning to whore out for a while. Thanks for the offer!

Yours, above the head,

Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

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