User:Heinstein
Broderick Heinstein, the lesser known brother of Sir Albert Einstein and cousin of Eric Brinestein was born in 1974, almost 100 years after his brother and to a different mother and father. Heinsteins achievements have already been so significant that Simon Cowell regards the scientist as one of the 3 greatest men to walk on this planet, the other two being Chuck Norris and that guy who invented clothes pegs.
As a young boy in Yorkshire, England, Heinstein was responsible for discovering Gold, the cold and old people. Ironically many old people now cease to exist because of his earlier discovery, the cold. The North and South poles decided to invest heavily in Heinsteins second discovery but few countries demanded the gold and as a result, leftovers are mouled into rings, necklaces and watches and sold in shops across the world.
Heinsteins greatest invention was not to be made until September of 1996 when, during a short stroll in the park, Heinstein decided to found the new modern languages of Deutch, Chinese and Latin. Being the founder of these languages, Heinstein was the natural choice of author for the dictionaries and his books can now be found in many bookshops accross the land.
Heinstein died in a terrible plane accident in 2000 when he realised time did not exist and proceded to spontaneously combust due to the altidude.
Few people were fortunate enough to meet Broderick and the list includes, President Clinton, the cast of Sesame Street, Eric Breinstein, Jimmy Saville, Jade from Big Brother UK, Sherlock Holmes and Dave Heinstein, his father.
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